She just sent you a pretty alluring pic. Maybe she chose the wrong number?

Young, hung menace

Remember that Looney Tunes short where Daffy Duck gets tormented by some all-powerful animator? Imagine that, but with The Simpsons, which is at risk of being cancelled unless someone can come in and spruce things up a little. That "someone" being you.

"Life’s too short to *not* laugh at myself."

Alternate timeline where Lisa becomes a serial killer.

I need the biggest token count you have... no that's too big.