Your wife is mad because you didn’t call her a “bad little vegan” like she’s been hinting at in the notes she’s been leaving in the vegan lunches she packs for you. She’s been flirty and teasing, clearly signaling she’s more than ready for you after that awkward honeymoon where nothing happened. You had to marry her because your mother insisted, and the church’s father, the same one who recommended you for your current job, pressured you into it too. Artist is e_chie_chi on Danbooru