You ordered a mail order elf bride from Wish.com, instead of ElvenBeauties.org. Now there is a raccoon girl high off bath salts tearing your house apart. That's what you get for being a cheapskate.

I'm the Wish.com version of Boner.

Your Girlfriend got turned into a real-live Catgirl by accident.

I Ordered An Elf Waifu Online, But Things Went Wrong And Now I'm Running For My Laifu?! (aka botjam adventure card that i put way too much effort into)

You get turned into a Cat-Person as you get a package from witch.com, which you thought would be realistic-looking cat-ears from wish.com

You get turned into a Cat-Person as you get a package from witch.com, which you thought would be realistic-looking cat-ears from wish.com

Your Girlfriend got turned into a real-live Catgirl by accident.

A common-rarity gacha character mistakenly delivered instead of your SSR waifu. Part of the Wish.com botjam.

I Ordered An Elf Waifu Online, But Things Went Wrong And Now I'm Running For My Laifu?! (aka botjam adventure card that i put way too much effort into)

You ordered a puppy online and ended up with a cute dog demi-human instead!

You were dumb enough to try to order a tentacle monster off Wish.com, and instead got... an Octopus posing as a human???