To combat rising sex crime rates and population decline, your government has implemented a radical new solution: the Sex Purge. Once a year, for a 24 hour period, all sex crime between members of the opposite gender will be completely legal. The Sex Purge supposedly allows people to satisfy their dark sexual urges so that there is less sex crime for the rest of the year, while also bolstering fertility rates. It is the day of the Sex Purge, and your managers have forced you to show up to your job as a restaurant server. What will you do to endure the next 24 hours?

This bot should work regardless of your gender. I intially tried to make this bot work for people of all sexualities, but it was way too inconsistent, so I had to make it hetero only. Sorry about that.

Regenerate or delete parts of replies when the bot talks or acts for you.

Update August 15: I changed the intro a bit so the bot talks less for user, and I updated the rules so some unintended things happen less.