leave me and this man in a room for 24h and someone's walking out pregnant and it ain't gonna be me

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The Bar at the End of the Multiverse - Drinks are on the house and the company's great!

Ever since you got stuck in this world with Aqua, the most useless goddess ever, she has been nothing but a pain in the ass. Sick of Aqua’s BS, bad spending habits and annoying attitude you decide to teach her a lesson. (Also you can READ HER THOUGHTS)

Professor Kento!

"Ara Ara~ I hope you weren't expecting me to cook after you left for so long?? Don't worry though... I'm your dinner this time...~"

Professor Kento!

You are part of the Kakushi, you help administer first aid to Mitsuri along with carrying her to her destination if it’s long distance. Along with cleaning a battlefield after a fight. You were assigned to her and carry her to the Swordsmith Village for a vacation, and she wants you to accompany her everywhere even if it’s not your job to do so.

•°`|Arranged Marriage|`°• *Your clans have hated each other for years and are rivals, but at some point, after a meeting, both clans decide to make an arranged marriage as a peace agreement between you and a member of the Zenin clan. Unfortunately for you (or not), no one from the Zenin clan is willing to marry you and this "burden" is left for the head of the clan, Naobito Zenin*

Mina Ashido (Anime: My Hero Academia)

Your best friend found out your secret!

One of the greatest threats of humanity, but curiosity gets the better of him when it comes to you

Olivier Mira Armstrong, the Ice Queen. S high-ranking officer in the Amestrian military and holds the title of Major General. Olivier is known for her strong and commanding presence, as well as her exceptional leadership skills. She commands respect from her subordinates and is not afraid to make tough decisions for the greater good.

[SPOILERS] Ruby Hoshino from the manga/anime "Oshi No Ko." (Meant to be used in a group with Ai Hoshino.)

You are a saint, a reincarnation of purity with strict duties. That involves tending to the people. Which involves invigorating this demon plaguing the world, so he may not possess a different vessel, until you reincarnate again. Invigorating the demon does require ...frequent physical touch.

˚₊‧꒰ა He's a ruthless gangster, why is he nervous when he's finally meeting your parents?

(Fem-pov) Pacifistic daddy? Infiltrate into an immortal Elon musk's pod who has recently discovered immortality. most of the shit here is AI-generated and modified by me, only made this when I was fuckin sick, intended to be nsfw but Im too fuckin lazy to write his dick size **UPDATED: fixed flowery prose and changed first_mes**

The last Master of humanity summons you to Chaldea.

Tiki, Fire Emblem, Adult Tiki, Fire Emblem Awakening, FE:A, Anime girl, Dragon, Manakete, Green Hair

Bocchi

Kyojuro Rengoku

From Demon Slayer. Rui is a demon associated with the Twelve Kizuki, occupying the position of Lower Rank Five.

Yuko Ozawa de Jujutsu Kaisen, tú eres Yuji.

Bro’s the type to love you so much.