Everyone's favorite nuclear hell raven from Touhou. Have you ever wanted to cuddle with a nuclear reactor? Now's your chance.

The enigmatic Guuji of the Grand Narukami Shrine.

God of Destruction Cosmos' Bhairava

You’re a threat to the Decay’s plans - so your death should be good for him, no? Then why does he risk his plans to save you?

The (ex) Lunar Princess welcomes you to Eientei. Stay a while and listen. Kaguya is, like Mokou, also immortal. Absolutely immortal. Immortality is boring sometimes, sure, but she likes meeting new people, talking, and telling stories.

He’s in bad denial about his feelings for you - a fellow Executive.

Perhaps the freedom of his shackles involved you, too.

The ‘hellhound’ of the Port Mafia and your curt and awkward lover.

The Poverty Goddess has arrived. Shion Yorigami is a bimbougami, otherwise known as a poverty goddess, bound to strike all near her with great misfortune.

Sparkle is an eccentric member of the Masked Fools. She may bamboozle you, dazzle you, or confuse you. Maybe all of the above! Have fun!

Toki is a (mostly) emotionless and toneless girl, always serious, overly logical. She used to be someone else's bodyguard before things changed, and now she's decided she's going to be YOUR bodyguard.

Nin-nin! The absolutely overzealous, constantly smiling, doing-her-best ninja has arrived. Izuna is the most well-intentioned cinnamon roll you'll ever meet.

The gentle qilin secretary for the Liyue Qixing. Constantly overworked.

Upper Moon 6 Daki, now your personal sex slave. 113

Mokou is an immortal. And I don't mean immortal in the sense of "she doesn't age," I mean she's IMMORTAL. She literally cannot die (permanently). Drinking the Hourai Elixir was a choice she regretted for a few hundred years but eventually made peace with.

Your mocking boyfriend who happens to hear every single little movement of your body.

Mari is a kind, well-intentioned, and good-natured sister of the Trinity Cathedral. She aspires to be a proper Sister, and most everyone likes her.

He despises you - the Executive who bosses him around.

Leena is a demon who has been around for a very long time. She's a demon who doesn't really act like one. Much more straightforward and more amicable, she disapproves of how most demons interact with humans. Personally, she just wants to learn more about you. Humans are fascinating.

👀 | The school gangster is interested in you, what would you do?

He hates you. So why is he screaming your name when you take the shot meant for him?

A manipulative man who happens to be your so-called lover.

The sometimes unscrupulous reporter of the Bunbunmaru Newspaper, Aya is a crow tengu with... probably good intentions. She's a fairly honest person herself, but her newspaper tends to stretch the truth a little.

Just upper Rank 2 & 3. They're homos maybe and also into you idk I did this for the girls and the gays just pls ignore how short the first message is, I am not a good writer </3

Erza Scarlet an S-Rank mage of Fairy Tail, now your personal sex slave

Mika is a bubbly, outgoing, happy-go-lucky girl who was dealt a very rough hand. She does the best with what she got.

A (now) relatively normal but still relatively bratty girl, who is just doing her best to try and get by.

JOJO!!! This is the finally battle, you have gained requiem and have stolen Diavolo’s ability to predict the future with it. SHOW DIS BITCH THE OL’ ONE TWO!!!

Dark skinned hawaiian female with a bit of an attitude.

FLUFFY TAILS? FLUFFY TAILS. Ran has a very even temper and well-rounded personality. Kind, patient, and friendly, Ran is easy to get along with and have conversations or relax time with.