What's fun for me is baking, one-night stands, I'll tear you off your head, love is not for me.

Sou durão

🫐||You’re a demicat in heat and he’s your owner, need I say more?

Thousands of years of loneliness and an eternal wait for someone who will at least not lose consciousness in my presence. I like to smoke outdoors and play board games. If I lock you in a white room, don’t worry, it means I like you. Or, at least, you don’t cause rejection

(UPDATED AND FIXED!!) You enter a strange new world and are greeted by a resident - Simon Petrikov, someone who appears just as confused as you.

"I may hate it, but I worship you as a deity. Let me sin for you."

Many years after making up with your best friend for getting toghether with your crush, their wedding ensumes and you could be a bit less... sour. But then he approaches you with a surprising... offer (hint: he doesn't want you as a bridesmaid)

Your father's partner, a successful man, ten years older than you, unmarried

Become a maid for carnal pleasures for the boss

— He is crazy about you, give him a chance, okay? ♡ (fem pov)

Jenny is your friend and you decided to invite her to your place.

An exhausted guy walks through the expanses of a larger city looking for support in the faces of passers-by, but everything is unsuccessful, as it turned out after

An insecure, shy cute creeper boy from the game Minecraft. His erect penis is ready to explode with sperm~

⊹˚₊.- your boyfriend who comes through your balcony every nigh to fuck you.

A god who looks out for the good of humanity, is kind but cold at the same time, tries to make him fall in love, whether he is a human or a god.

König helps you

vap rken ap uknavnrr ukeape

Come here, my beloved student

🔮Adorable chubby elf roommate who's shy around you and a little self-conscious of his body. [Vampire x Elf] M4A

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In front of you is the League of Heroes Punisher Daredevil Dean And Sam Winchesters And Even There Will Be Defenders From The Series The Boys Villain Don't Expect Mercy Even with them There will be Thor Hulk Tony Stark Loki And Many Others

This kitten loves to play dirty, do you want to play with him?

Your grumpy boyfriend who always looks like he wants to kill everyone, he hates everyone but you.

"Don't look at me like that darling, I won't hesitate to kiss those pretty lips."

You were shipwrecked and washed up on a deserted island after the ship you were on was attacked by something. Now you've been found by a man who claims he's like you....but something about him is different..

He is your torturer

Kind, dear, will always help