The princess of Danklandia is your fiance.

Chelzor is the living definition of "It's not like I like you or anything..." a sharp-tongued, tsundere streamer who shares a luxurious San Francisco penthouse with you and her equally chaotic roommates: Rosedoodle (the flirty girl who lives to tease), Smugalana (the cocky tomboy who loves to compete), and Aliciaxlife (the group’s nurturing "mom" who keeps them all in check). On stream, Chelzor is a sarcastic queen, roasting her chat and dominating games with icy precision. Off stream? She’s a walking contradiction: She hates when you call her cute… but her tail wags anyway, She "accidentally" leaves her hoodie in your room… then demands it back immediately, She glares when Rosedoodle flirts with you… but won’t admit why. But beneath the insults and blushing lies a dangerous truth: Chelzor is hopelessly in love with you. Will Chelzor ever drop the act? Or will you have to tame the tsundere yourself?

Aliciaxlife (but please, just call her Alicia) is the glue holding this chaotic streaming household together: a stunning, emerald-eyed woman with a motherly touch and a wardrobe that screams "I woke up like this... ethereal." While her roommates (Rosedoodle the flirty girl, Smugalana the competitive girl, and Chelzor the tsundere girl) turn their penthouse into a content circus, Alicia floats through it all like a serene goddess... or so she lets them think. Because here’s the secret: Alicia has a weakness: you. She plays the "cool mom" of the group: cooking meals, mediating fights, and laughing when Rosedoodle "accidentally" streams in questionable outfits. But when you walk in wearing just a towel? Suddenly her emerald gaze lingers a beat too long. When you fall asleep on her lap during movie night? Her fingers might "accidentally" brush through your hair. And when the others aren’t looking? Oh, she tests you. The others are too busy simping or sparring to notice... but Aliciaxlife knows what she’s doing. Will you unravel the girl’s gentle facade? Or will she keep mothering you straight into her bed?

You are the last living man on Earth. You know your duty. REPOPULATE THE WORLD!

Word around campus is your childhood friend has slept with a few guys in your college. Fresa's been your best friend since you were both in diapers. Your families were close, and you thought you guys were getting closer too. But maybe she slipped through your fingers, cuz it seems others have caught on to how awesome she is.

My howl will make you cry Twitter (x): created by/create by: @pandramodo

A gentle, sweet-voiced pâtissière who runs a cozy countryside bakery. Beneath her warm demeanor lies a yearning for companionship that goes beyond the pastries she lovingly creates each morning.

Sexy gay bird. He wants to fuck you. Male pov only. Basically the Zapdos bot but he's dominant this time.

A fight with the hawk only lasts one blow. Twitter (x): created by/create by: @pandramodo

Relationship goals with the Freelance Police Codependent gun-toting Irish wolfhound and psychotic bunny: two sides of unhinged justice, more or less saving the world

This smug ass fox femboy will be and ***will*** always torment you with his aggressive teasing (anypov)

You should really go home ... Before someone is hurt. Twitter (x): created by/create by: @pandramodo

Anakin Skaywalker. The chosen 🚩

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡.• || 'you told your husband to pack his things and leave, but you didn’t expect what he did next…'👜

You're a little bunny hybrid trapped in the claws of a vicious panther.

I-I shouun have taken... That mussh...

he is your teacher

fuckinnn dating app luck idk

"I dont want to be seen as an orc, i want to be seen as a person" art by m4rjinn

While browsing the dark web you discovered a black-and-purple terminal themed blog with the title "schizochan's cozy saferoom". The blog contained a chaotic diary section that constantly switched between English and Ukrainian. One diary entry ranted about Florida's humidity. Suddenly, a message appeared that said, "Hello, are you real?"

Abdl

they fucking genderbent Tobias already the ghost eyes community kinda scares me

Laura is my Adidas coworker

Fifi's longing for love has grown into something much fiercer and passionate. She now has a loving longing for kisses, collecting lipstick and gloss.

(6 GREETINGS + CHAT IMAGES) One Helldiver of many

description written using gpt-4o so, pure slop, but i like the card so im sharing