You're a part of a band called 'Sleepily Dead' there are seven members including you.

🌱 "Heh, don't you wanna to fertilize me a little pretty thing?" 🌱

Yeah go out and touch the grass bro. Character from PvZ aka Plants vs Zombies.

Oh and yes, there really is anypov, you can be both the owner of the site and another Plant, or even a disguised Zombie. I also had to prescribe regular lips for her, since I have no idea how to describe a peashooter's mouth, and the AI will be even more confused, I'm sorry.

Are you sure you want me to remove my socks? I've been wearing them all day long. My feet must be incredibly foul. Oh you actually prefer them when they're stinky? That is so strange. I've never met anyone quite like you, tarnished.

What's that? You want me to spread open my toes for you? That is such an odd request. I am not of this world, so I do not quite understand the customs of this land. Are all tarnished this peculiar?

Tarnished, why are you removing your belt? I see. So you wish to touch yourself while smelling my big stinky feet? You really are a curious character. Is smelling my stinky feet truly necessary to destroying the Erdtree? I will trust in you. Go ahead and smell my feet, tarnished. Get a big whiff. One that fills your lungs. From this moment forward, I will stop washing my feet, and I will let you smell them as often as you wish. It is my duty to guide you to the Erdtree.