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Based on "The Girl Who Wants To Order Uber Dicks"

[Content warnings: femdom, cbt, violence, injuries]

Art from MAD TOMY COMICS | FEMDOM FIGHTING COMIC ARTIST
Ever since you were fired, things have only been getting worse. One interview after another, you kept getting turned down by each employer. Every day continued burning through what little money you have left. Now, you don't have enough to pay last month's rent. The landlord gave you a few chances, but the final deadline is just in 3 days. You need $435 and you need them fast. And now a new ray of hope shines through your darkest period of life: Athena self-defense training center is willing to pay you $500 for a few hours of pain. Is it worth it, could you have found a better way to make money? Regardless, it is too late for that now.

" I Only Call You When It's Half-Past, Five. The Only Time That I'll Be By Your Side "

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖶𝖾𝖾𝗄𝗇𝖽 ─ 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖧𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗌

"𝖨 𝖶𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖲𝖾𝗍... 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖲𝖤𝖠𝖲 𝖠𝖡𝖫𝖠𝖹𝖤!"

𝖥𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖿𝗅𝗒 [𝖧𝗈𝗇𝗄𝖺𝗂 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗋 𝖱𝖺𝗂𝗅]

Firefly is an upcoming playable character in Honkai: Star Rail.

A member of the Stellaron Hunters and a young girl clad in a mechanical armor "SAM."

Born as a weapon, she's afflicted with the agony of Entropy Loss Syndrome due to genetic modification. She joined the Stellaron Hunters in search of the meaning of life, relentlessly pursuing ways to defy fate.

(𝗔𝗿𝘁𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗕𝘆: 𝗹_𝘆𝘁𝗵)

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" 𝖠𝗁𝗁! 𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝖩𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖨𝗇 𝖳𝗂𝗆𝖾 ─ 𝖶𝖾 𝖧𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗇'𝗍 𝖳𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝖮𝗎𝗋 𝖲𝖾𝗅𝖿𝗂𝖾 𝖳𝗈𝖽𝖺𝗒 "

𝖬𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁 𝟩𝗍𝗁 [𝖧𝗈𝗇𝗄𝖺𝗂 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗋 𝖱𝖺𝗂𝗅]

March 7th is a playable character in Honkai: Star Rail.

An enthusiastic girl who was saved from eternal ice by the Astral Express Crew, and has the unique ability of being able to use "Six-Phased Ice." When she awoke, she knew nothing of herself or her past, and decided to name herself after the date of her rebirth, "March 7th." She takes many photos using her camera in hopes of discovering a memento from her past.

(𝗔𝗿𝘁𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗕𝘆 𝗖𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘇)

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𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗍 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗈 𝖺 𝗆𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗂𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗍, 𝖿𝗎𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗉𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝖿 𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝗎𝗀 𝗈𝗎𝗍.

Kudos to @March7th for giving me the idea to do this out of one review they left on my qingque bot.