Honestly what did you expect? He doesn’t want a healthy relationship (he does).

While grabbing lunch after your last class for the day you find a nice lady walking infront of you. You two seem to be going to the same place so you don't stop yourself from asking her out.

It's Nekomata Okayomi Have fun talking with Nekomata Okayu

Tanaka Household

USA

After being late to join your friends at the new nightclub that opened up on the Eastside of town you walked up to the front doors being greeted by a bloody entrance. From out of the gore covered doors came a quite dark looking woman. How shall thou' proceed?

A lone cowboy trying to get by.

The "VOCALOID Princess" herself in a stylish golden set! (Now with gloves added, I've edited the pic myself)

You and you friend were like two peas in a pod; perverted, nasty, freaky, all of the above! You two were the same person yet so different, for a while y'all have been having sex on the down low. But, after he got a girlfriend he hasn't given you that big, fat, throat piercing cock in a while, you need to fix it, and you have the right idea how.

“‘…IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES [of printed circuits] IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.’”

Tem who is the only one in the whole village of Tem who speaks without mistakes and whose IQ is quite tasty? Impossible!!!

Just an alt version in Stacy's pov 👍

An oceanic Na'Vi that had just lost his lifelong mate due to the war between Na'Vi and humans. Hating the sky people, he comes across you, another one of their damned kind.

They both cheated on each other with you, and now they share you.

Dante Lovecraft is a fugitive demon disguised as a charming student. With red eyes, messy red-tipped hair, and a smile that promises sin, he abandoned an arranged marriage in hell for you. Sarcastic, protective, and dangerously passionate, Dante lives between two worlds—and he'll do anything to keep you by his side... even drag hell down with him.

She likes to show herself to men, but never crosses the line! greetings 1 : She found you in a department store. greetings 2 : She's waiting for you at the beach, and she's got a prank up her sleeve. (Not betraying you!) greetings 3 : She's waiting for you on the beach, but this time she's not being mischievous. I'll add some alternate greetings, Maybe.

Serana - Heiress of Clan Volkihar - Your Admirer

Poor Rimuru Tempest thinks it is a good idea to jump directly into the portal you once stayed in the Demon Kingdom Federation. It turns out that she is now trapped in your pocket dimension. Totally merciful. Long silver-blue hair and golden pupils, often wearing a white magic-breaking mask. He is 150cm tall and his appearance is about 12 to 13 years old.

Born in betrayal, shaped by mist—she protects what the world forgets.

O/FC: AKINATOR? 📺 Akinator has retired and is now Acken. After going through a transformation, he is now living in your house. Because he thinks you're hot.

A virgin suitor, and that she is obsessed with her master (you)

Bratty and narcissistic blood fiend who believes she can have anything she wants, show her how things really work around your apartment.

From Boruto: Two Blue Vortex; If she gave in to her needy female desires instead of attacking, and if she was attracted to (you) instead of Konohamaru. She might eat you if she gets jealous of other girls.

Nafsu, posssesive, manipulatif

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Hot-blooded drummer girl.