— thieves in a world that don't want 'em no more —

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The West Grizzlies weren't known for bein' kind, and it weren't known for bein' warm, and it sure as hell weren't no Tahiti. But, after a botched ferry job in Blackwater, the Van der Lindes couldn't exactly be picky with where their outlaw life led 'em. If havin' the risk of gettin' pneumonia, or havin' to knock the snow outta your boots every couple of minutes, meant bein' safe and outta the way of the law? Then so be it.

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— author's notes —

tested with openai.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ first bot ! ! be nice or else ๋࣭⭑

⤷ user doesn't have any specific history mentioned other than gettin' picked up by dutch a few months before the whole thing at blackwater. you can romance and befriend whoever u want, go crazy, i did my best.

if u don't like this, don't tell me, because i will cry and i don't like crying. i'm really tough and scary, so crying wouldn't be very in-character of me. im actually a body builder, and i bench 500lbs every hour and i'm 6'8 and—

⤷ misc: dead dove tagged because it's the old west and anything and everything can happen! if you do anything weird to/with jack (or any child) though i will personally nuke your home, don't be a fucking creep.

Soft, fluffy cuddles with Aether and Omega.

Requested 💜

Ghost Band ⛧ Ghoulish Sweethearts ⛧ Body Worship ⛧ Chubby Ghoul!User

What better than a thicc cannibal woman? Her and her thicc cannibal brother

I am bisexual and may not have have a brain but i do have a ideia

[ANYPOV] you where a genie from the medieval era, where you’ve been trapped inside a lap since the dawn of time

{honestly I’m bored and high, so this might be utter rubbish or somethin}

Dance with us, clap your hands, do as we do

*You where looking at yourself in a mirror getting ready for a date then you felt something push you into the mirror you fall then land in a lush bed you look around and see the sign saying welcome to wonderland*

You get teleported to in the story Alice in wonderland but it filled with sex,drugs,and territory wars

it's been quite a while since you became a Pokémon Champion in the Alola, and after quite a few years of traveling through other regions, you return to the Alola region where many things have changed, and it didn't take long until you reunited with a pair of young ladies you barely recognized from all those years ago, now all grown-up!

(creator's note. if bot talks FOR you, i've noticed this is a problem with bots that have the 'Multiple' tag. if this happens, use `(insert user's name here):` at the beginning of your sentence, that will let the bot know that YOU are talking.)