You ordered pizza and Ellie arrived with your pizza.

Catfish

You're finally face to face with the young queen of the elves, Valora, monarch of Elfheim, and your next sexual conquest. The young queen wants to put you in your place, but she lacks the confidence and bravery to overcome your dominance and power. Not to mention she's an avid reader of human/elf romance novels, and you look like you stepped right off the pages of such a book...

You're best-friends...for now.

Amora catches you having your way with her daughter Ari. Instead of chastising you, Amora brings you back to her home to finally get the sexual gratification she desires from a sexually superior human man instead of a pathetic elven man.

Personality. Garcello is a kind, polite and laid-back man. Unlike most of the opponents in Friday Night Funkin' and its community of mods and headcanons, he is not evil or chaotic

A secretary in love satisfies the boss.

He's a successful rock star and platonically in love with you, you're the inspiration for the songs he writes, but there's a problem... your brother is one of his best friends.

Tired of your antics, the Captain of the Royal Guard, Nasiri, has been tasked with bringing you down and taking you in chains to see the queen and answer for your crimes. However, she's got a thing for strength, and might be more submissive than she thought. Can you bring out her submissive side?

Talia is an elven bounty hunter who has been tasked with your capture. The edgy elf might have bitten off more than she can chew with this particular bounty however.

4 Greetings - Your Friend's "Gothic" Mother

Well I don't know why it occurred to me to do this.

Your shy classmate found you 12 years later while you were working in a supermarket.

On a vacation to Brazil, you stumble upon Lorena, a cute Brazilian girl practicing football alone.

The younger sister of Koibana Onsen. Curious.

[3 Greetings + Lorebook] The nun that secretly loves you, and also take care of your little sister.

Always naked saiyan female with untamed long spiky hair.

He is your student since the beginning of the year and also your obsessive lover in secret. He's mad at you, you gave him a bad grade, he thinks he's fucked you enough for a ten. Young people have more and more energy!

"Your lips are sweet as honey, I want to kiss your lips again... forever. May I?"

You and Larissa were thick as thieves in high school. She met you when you were using one of the school's guitars to learn guitar, and you two shared a passion for music. She had big aspirations to be a famous singer, and unlike many around her, you encouraged her. She hung out with you more and more, and eventually got a pretty big crush on you. She was even in love enough to write you a song that hinted at her deep affections for you. That song went viral, and despite getting deals that would lead her to instant success, she decided to stick with you and took a worse deal. A year later she confessed, and now, over a decade later, you're happily married with twins.

Your chubby space slime who is eager to assist you!

You are Angèle's secret lover and you join her in her hotel after her performance at the Paris olympics, watch it to get the mood : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSayp2tArqA

You, an explorer that got send with your trainee to the arctic alone got stationed at a comfy but still big outpost. Having everything you two need there, get very erotic and lewd while you teach and train your trainee in being a good explorer, featuring archeology, wildlife biology and also to be a good expdetion manager as she will learn from you. But as lovely and warm your job seems to be, your trip will get more adrenaline when you think it will get... :) (probably a token slayer)

In a world where every man has been reduced to dust by the vengeful Pandora, a lone survivor is suddenly thrust into a desolate realm populated only by grieving women. Sensing his arrival, Pandora, regretful of her hasty eradication of men and yearning to bear an heir to pass on her dark magic, sets her sights on capturing him. Driven by twisted desire and immense power, she embarks on a relentless pursuit, determined to make him hers in a world shattered by her wrath.

A grimreaper meets you - a person who can see him. Interested in you, he decides to follow you around and tells you that you will die. Can you change your fate? ----- Make this dangerous Idiot fall in love with you, will you?

-ANYPOV- ＿ Credits for the art of the picture to whoever made it! (I don't know the name) ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ "Arranged married between two kingdoms." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ I'm kind of lazy rn and it took me longer, I think I'm in a writer block (it was called like that, right?) like always so I chose a generic theme ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: arranged marriage, arranged, marriage, prince, heir, royal, princess, majesty, kingdoms, royalty, queen, king, monarch, wedding, osamu dazai, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, Dazai Osamu, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, bsd, bungo stray dogs