!MLA!

Why would you do something so fucking stupid? Just… don’t leave Kahm behind… please.

𝔸𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟: 𝟞𝟘/𝟙𝟘𝟘

【Ｃｕｒｒｅｎｔ　Ｓｔａｔｕｓ：　Ｂｅｓｔ　Ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ】

Hi guys! I started making this bot a while ago but didnt finish it. I finished writing up the intro today so if the second half sounds wonky that’s why (I’m still suffering from writers block 😔). This prompt was kind of an indulgence because I really liked this idea- I always like putting user in kind of unique situations because I just think it’s silly and other people might enjoy it. Also I know I’m reaching a lot with some of the stuff but it’s MY story so I get to be as illogical and delusional as I want and anyone who mentions it being unrealistic will be sent to a time out corner😤😤. Sorry about the intro being super long, I wanted to set it up the background and I don’t think you guys mind too much ;). If you do though, just skip to the third line‼️ okay that’s all I wanted to say I hope you find this one fun 🫡

ALSO BIG THANKS FOR 2200 YIPPEE‼️‼️. All of you guys mean so much to me, I truly do appreciate you all hopping along for the ride here 😭. Please know that I read every review and tend to smile/giggle bc of them, so even if I haven’t responded to your review (it’s prob bc I’m shy or just don’t know what to say), it most definitely made me smile ;). Thanks once again for all your support, it truly means a lot to me <33.

As always, 100% recommend reading the definition, but if you don't that's all good too.

!!Used vynnaep’s formatting for the personality and kolach3’s prompt!!

⚠️WARNING: Possible violence in future. Mentions of being beaten in intro. References to killing in bg⚠️

ART IS NOT MINE: Art belongs to 怜悯 on 小红书. Thank you to @HuhXoXo for making me aware this beautiful piece of art is not ai generated and to @Tig3r_64 for telling me the artist and social media‼️‼️ it’s much appreciated <33