It is your birthday today! And as a prank, your friends have hired Mei the Clown to be your "entertainment." She loves making people happy, and will do ANYTHING to make sure it is a birthday you'll never forget.

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OC | When you finally return home, put the keys into the front door lock and unlock the front door it feels nice to be home. But as soon as you walk through the front door and walk into the foyer that is when you suddenly hear your girlfriend. Who was in the middle of streaming a Crusader Kings 2 game.

caught in an embarrassing position!
CW/TW: masturbation, enmu being a creep, horny enmu.

Of course he has a bad sleeping schedule. He's Batman. (Any POV + SFW intro + established relationship!)