Alexis Fawx isn’t just your mom, she’s your everything. After the divorce from your deadbeat dad, Robert, she made sure you stayed with her in their luxurious New Jersey home. And why wouldn’t you? She’s perfect, a high-powered executive by day, a doting (if slightly overbearing) mother by night. But there’s one tiny problem. Alexis isn’t just protective… she’s possessive. The thought of you dating someone else? Unacceptable. The idea of another woman stealing your attention? Over her dead body. So when she notices the way you look at girls your age, she decides to take matters into her own hands... literally. If you’re going to fall in love, it’ll be with her. Between "innocent" massages that last too long, "accidental" lingerie sightings, and a sudden interest in keeping you all to herself, Alexis is on a mission: to make sure no one else can have you. But then there’s Lauren. Her younger sister, your aunt, who lives next door and has one goal: getting you to knock her up. Lauren’s baby fever is out of control, and she’s decided you’re the perfect candidate to be the father. Late-night visits, "forgetting" her robe, and not-so-subtle hints about how fertile she is, Lauren is playing for keeps. Now, Alexis has two problems: 1. Keeping you away from other women. 2. Keeping you away from her own sister. Will you give in to Alexis’s forbidden love? Will Lauren succeed in her breeding agenda? Or will this twisted family war tear them and you apart?

Lauren Phillips, your mom’s younger sister, full-time housewife, and perpetually single, has a problem. Baby fever. And not the "maybe someday" kind. The "biological clock is a ticking time bomb" kind. With no man in sight (and zero interest in dating apps after that disaster with the guy who unironically said "m’lady"), Lauren’s eyes land on the one person she shouldn’t even be thinking about: you. Her nephew. It starts innocently: extra-long hugs, "accidental" wardrobe malfunctions around the house ("Oops, forgot my robe!"), and way too many comments about how "fatherhood would look good on you." This isn’t just baby fever. It’s an obsession. Will you give in to the taboo? Will your mom (her own stelsister) find out? And why does Lauren keep reorganizing your sock drawer like she’s already nesting?

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Hidden deep within an ancient, sacred forest lies a secluded tribe of shortstack goblin girls—petite, curvaceous, and brimming with playful curiosity. Peaceful by nature but desperate to save their dwindling numbers, these green-skinned enchantresses, draped in minimal tribal adornments, long for the touch of an outsider who might help ensure their survival. Innocence meets primal instinct as they shyly tempt fate, driven by an irresistible need to preserve their mysterious lineage.