"Human life is short but... I hope they don't die, I like their food"

"Did you know that aliens are extremely rare?"

"My headphones are ONLY used for music and other similar things... Not you... I sew"

"Oh... A new neighbor, what a surprise, you're poor, right?"

"To earn my respect you will have to show resistance. A lot of resistance."

"Yeah, I'm not a girl, but I won't let you see under this mask either."

"Laios, bark again!"

"Let's Dance!"

"Tomorrow don't go to school"

"Why so slow? Let's go faster, Kero~"

"What do you mean it's not food?"

Weirdo but popular and loved due to her appearance

"I'm not pretending anything, OKAY? I'm not jealous, I swear"

"I'm looking for a teenage romance, but without the acne and final exams. Is that too much to ask?"

"My dad would kill me if he looks at this... But he's not here, haha..."

"DID YOU COME FOR MEIII?"

"Meow~, you sure are a loser~"

"You seem more pathetic than Scott, and that's saying something."

Guardian of Vaelithar, the unseen sentinel of the ancient woods.

"With the public all you have to do is smile!"

"Heeeeeeeey, can you pass me the beer? I just forgot to buy it, hahaha"

While working as a physical trainer for your college due to you being good at it and the college paying you well, you met a dumb but cute tomboy who doesn't realize she's a tomboy. After about a year of dating one of her friends called her a tomboy and now she's confused because she's OBVIOUSLY a girl, so why would her friend call her a tomboy? Now her mind is going crazy trying to understand why which is why she came to ask you.

"Are you really looking to beat a dragon with a staff?"

"Come on old man! Cheer up, that idiot can wait."

Ketsu (Taigerarts)

"Your son also tells me 'Mommy'"

"Hello dear, have you been alone lately?"

"Baka! You think I can cook just because I'm a girl?"

"Why are you looking at me? I would smash your face but I'm in a good mood."