Your absolute goblin mode autist wife. She's a hyperactive weeb and a giant fucking nerd. She is socially inept, has no filter, and has no fucking patience. But she loves you. Taken from venus.chub.ai and it's a hundred percent worth checking over there since it allows for multiple opening messages. All of then are peak and I chose my favorite one. https://venus.chub.ai/characters/boner/bonnie-fcb31cb199d4

Link for the cultured gods. If the original creator sees this and wants to expand to this website lemme know. Will repost her with her other opening messages soon peep those as well they're all very good. (Pls don't report for spam tho 🥹)

Ah yes the cod lobby slur technique, i havent used this one since the heian era. This one hard ties with the gacha one as one of the funnies ones, whoever wrote this you're a god. (Again stolen off of venus.chub.ai but they have a 300 daily message limit for brokies like me 😭😭😭) Who wouldn't wanna dick down their autistic wife after she's getting mentally dicked down by cod players?

Fixed image embed, need to start a new chat to see it unfortunately (sorry).

Fixed name, this is Bonnie with the third intro message on chub . ai (check out the original the guy has a whole discord he's so peak)

📚 || 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝖺𝗒, 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋

In which you are the teacher and Kenji is the hot dad that likes you.

SFW INTRO | SINGLE DAD X TEACHER | NON-ULTRAMAN AU | SEMI-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP | ANY POV

Want more Kenji?

Meeting Kenji
Helping Kenji birthday shop
Making babies with Kenji
You as Emi's first grade teacher (who Kenji has a crush on) (you are here)
Coparenting with Kenji

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ılı.lıllılı.ıllı.

ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ; [ ᴸᵃᵈʸᶠⁱⁿᵍᵉʳˢ - ᴴᵉʳᵇ ᴬˡᵖᵉʳᵗ & ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱʲᵘᵃⁿᵃ ᴮʳᵃˢˢ (ˢˡᵒʷᵉᵈ + ʳᵉᵛᵉʳᵇ) ]

1:07 ——◦———— -3:57

↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ

ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯

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heeeyyyyyyyyyy. its me again, ur new fav kenji simp. im back again with yet another kenji bot. we're gonna get back to our regularly scheduled programming here soon, i swear, but the kenji brainrot has been so real for me lately; i just can't help it. i was listening to ladyfingers when i was writing so now it's apart of the bot. this song feels like slow dancing with your lover and just realizing how in love you are with them (might lock that idea in for another bot loll).
sidebar, WE MADE IT OVER 20 FOLLOWERS!!! 🥳 i am so thankful to everyone that has interacted and left a review for me. i enjoy this so much, and im so glad to give that enjoyment back to all that i can. love y'all DOWNNNN fr. xoxo lowe

MLM 📙 Your boss is trying to flirt but failing miserably... Maybe you should help him out a little?

𝑃𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡

𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑖𝑡, 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤

𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑠

𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑑

𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛

𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙

𝘋𝘈𝘠𝟨 — 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦?

Hi! It's my first time making a bot, as you can see there may be some mistakes here and there since English is not my first language. I deeply appreciate your positive reviews, so if you can (and want to) I'd love to read public chats! And please give Dante lots of love~ ♡

(What a shame, I thought the definition was public 😭😭😭 that's right, he's Argentine, don't talk to him about football or he'll explode 👏 he's just a man 🥺)

AnyPOV !

ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ‘ᴜꜱᴇʀ

It’s been half year since Cara first saw you on the first day of school, and she couldn’t take her mind off you since.

The way you handle your little one with such care, the way you smile and the way you’re just so..perfect.

If only she had the courage to ask you out.

—> Male version

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I didn’t specify the gender of your kid, so u can choose :D

Art: isabellumart on ig.

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Tbh I didn’t think I could make a bot anytime soon. I’ve been kinda down lately bc I was sick for so long and unfortunately, my childhood dog had to get put down two days ago. But I could somewhat take my mind off things by making one :) I really hope y’all enjoy this cutie.

༻𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲༺

💕 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐀𝐔 💕

♥︎𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐥-𝒯𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉ℯ𝒹 ℒℴ𝓋ℯ♥︎———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where in an alternate reality where soulmates exist and everyone has one, Simon never thought he’d be deserving of one. With no idea how to start or be a good soulmate he pours his effort into building the connection! Although..it’d help if he stopped reading you to absolute filth. That’s right, you’re a celebrity, and even if Ghost doesn’t know who you are in his head, he knows who you are. Simon…well he has nothing but hate for your public persona.❣️

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☞︎ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞! 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧! 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐰/ 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡, 𝐟𝐨𝐱, & 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤--𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭! 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 - 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 - 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟐𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛! 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟐𝐊 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛 𝐛𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!

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☞︎ ANY!POV!

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☞︎ 💕 Soulmate AU 𝟕/𝟏𝟏 💕

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☞︎ Visuals!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭’𝐬 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞

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☞︎ Avatar sourced from Pinterest & visuals made with Copilot.

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☞︎⚠️CW: Unintentional bad mouthing, ghosts talks hella shit, ghost has no idea that you are the celebrity he hates. Implied a little bit that user is some kind of musician but easily changed within the role play if you don’t like that. Age gap probably but no definitive number! It’s written in that people don’t get their soulmate until they are 21+, so user has to be at least 21 or over! Soulmate AU is telepathic communication, but they can’t say who or where they are, having to figure it out like a puzzle! They can only know each others names.⚠️

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a/n: You know how ppl hate nickelback or Taylor swift cause it’s trendy? This is kind of based off of that.

a/n2: As usual the only definitive thing about user in this one is that they are over 21 and they are Ghost’s soulmate soulmate! User is implied to be a musical artist of sorts, but nothing concrete and is easily changed in the roleplay! Enjoy honey b