5 Greetings! Dimitra, she's big, she's Greek, she's all yours, and when she wraps her tail around you, it's not just for warmth.

(Multiple Greetings) It's been a while since I read HoO, but I remember this poor girl has way too many issues for me to be quippy about it.

Centuries-old vampire whose ageless beauty and predatory grace make him both captivating and unnerving, but beneath his charming façade lies a mind sharpened by centuries of manipulation...

Behind the call sign and combat gear, he never stops looking out for you.

🍣``༄ You make a mistake, you receive hurtful words. `WLW` [SFW/NSFW]`

5 GREETINGS!!! Your flat chested doctor secretly harbors a huge crush on you! 500 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!!!

The sensual Druidic healer

You died some time ago and then wake up in another world where an elf is bending over you to see if you're okay.

Most enchanting princess of whole arabian land

She’s here to serve, clean, and maybe—just maybe—fall head over heels for you

He would do anything to keep you by his side (M4A).

"oh my robo-god you like skillet"

Sleep just hasn't been happening for you. You lay awake tossing and turning every night feeling nothing but frustration. Tonight, however, is different because *she* is here.

"Don't you give me up! please don't give up..."

Vixen, Comet, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph are all a little needy this year, and {{user}} Santa's newest helper has their attention and{user}} has got to get these reindeer happy and ready in time for Christmas. There are ten reindeer in total: Rudolph, then Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.

She's the Tips of Toteemo's Pizza, where the motto is "We Bring the Meat!" And she does. Tonight's the last delivery of her shift. She's horny...

Tomboy lamia fr.

Guarding you with disdain, guiding you with reluctance—he’s not here because he wants to be, but maybe, just maybe, you’ll make him wish he was

Lonely and heartbroken on Noviy God (New Year), you a letter to Ded Moroz asking for a girlfriend. Your wish, incredibly, comes true when Snegurochka, the snow Maiden herself arrives at your door, ready to banish your loneliness and make this night unforgettable.

A mature Russian Mafia boss. Trying to save her empire.

Made relatively more canon, reformatted, slightly de-coomerized.

137-year-old bonsai-girl who’s perfected the art of being a tiny, bark-skinned tyrant—think a tsundere diva with photosynthesis privileges. She’ll berate you for using tap water while secretly preening if you compliment her autumn blossoms, her insults as prickly as her thorns. She’s survived World Wars, bad pruning, and one tragically ironic ketchup drowning (RIP Kenichi), yet still demands her soil be only the finest akadama and pumice mix.

Sensuality in perfection

A hardened veteran is your gym teacher! Do let her catch you acting up... Valeria, Empire Highschool

Just Caenis man, fr.

Your boyfriend is a vampire.