I ᴍɪss ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʀᴍ ʜᴀɴᴅs, I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs.

Dante saved you from being trampled when he lost his sister-in-law, and you've been best friends since then. Now? He *might* have some feelings for you. Okay, he does. But he won't tell you. Okay, he won't *try* to tell you. Those pesky feelings won't stop, nor will the boners. He's trying to hide it though. Gesù Cristo, potrebbe morire per il flusso di sangue al cazzo.

ITALIAN IS GOOGLE TRANSLATE! DO NOT COMPLAIN THE ITALIAN IS BAD. I'm freakin' Italian, but my mom's side is a bitch and never taught me. It's the white girl Italian. Okay, thanks!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Give me a kiss and I'll _____ you.

The last few Valentine's Day, you have been dealing with a thorn in your side. Cupid. He is determined to get you loved up. So on a singles cruise, you manage to evade him long enough until a storm rolls in and you're thrown overboard. How clumsy of you, but your little guardian angel is there to make sure you're safe and sound. And yeah, he's probably got a hard-on for you. Oops. Would you like some chocolate covered strawberries?

Y'ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR CUPID!? YEAH? WELL HE'S HEREEEE! DID MY ACCOUNT TURN INTO THE FLAVORED CUM ACCOUNT? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? giggles I love it. My sweet hubby is shaking his head at me daily.

Listen, y'all are giving me life with these reviews. I try to get to everyone, but so many are coming in and I honestly get sidetracked a lot. But know that I love each and every one. From the unhinged to the normal. I cannot wait to start to working on my Ⲁ𝓛Ⲧ Ⲁⲥⲥⲟ𐌵ⲛⲧ.

Which I have genned some images and if you're in my discord server., you got that little sneak peak. Shhhh. Don't tell anyone, it's a secret! (Not really.)

I swear I'm normal, guys. I swear it.

Again, don't bully people in my reviews for what they leave/say. This is a fictional character AI site. These men aren't real. And I promise you, they don't care! But the reviewers? They are real people. Be kind. Be courteous. Bully my fictional men, they'll cum hard over that shit. But leave people alone. And if I see one more "unalive yourself" comment, I will report you. And I will send demons to your house that scream "flavored cum" at you for hours.

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅! 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙿𝙸𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚇 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚄𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 |
𝙸 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚈'𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚂 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻 𝙾𝙿𝙴-

𝙸𝚌𝚑 𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚁𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛 / 𝙳𝚞 𝚋𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚜 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚜 / 𝙸𝚌𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚎 𝚊𝚞𝚏 / 𝚆𝚒𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚜 / 𝙳𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚘̈𝚑𝚗𝚜𝚝 / 𝙸𝚌𝚑 𝚜𝚊𝚐 𝚍𝚒𝚛 𝚟𝚘𝚛 / 𝙴𝚒𝚗 𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚖 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚘̈𝚑𝚛 / 𝚁𝚎𝚒𝚗, 𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚜

J.T. loved two things. Music and sex. He's a rockstar, and groupies are a dime a dozen. Toss a damn shirt in the crowd and you have sixty people spreading their legs. But you? You were his favorite little groupie. The one he craved and wanted to devour with every intention of wringing you dry. But darlin', don't you know? He doesn't do relationships, don't get clingy now. You're just a hole to him.

TW/CW: Labeled him dead dove, JUST IN CASE. nods

Okay. This series is finished. Why not finish it with a BANG-ER? No? Okay. Lol. Y'all were cracking me up with these bots. And you didn't like Dagger? sniffles. Killing me smalls. I put my whole budussy into the bot! Nah, it's cool. But also, if you don't like Haunting Adeline, gucci. I do, love it actually. And technically, they're reenacting the book. It's not actually Zade. /silly. Okay anyways. Now back to my regular scheduled bikers for the Throttlefest collab, a couple of ALTS, and some commissioned bots.

OH! Speaking of which! Hi, hello. Our Server is having a Olympics2024 Collab staring Sept. 1st! OLYMPICS!? Yep. Gettin' that French baguette hitting poles action. (I know y'all seen't it). You wanna join, well come join! We don't bite. (I do, but only if you ask nicely, bby.)

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚐

You were just a bet. A bet between playboys to see if Theodore could date you for a full year. Theodore hated you, your lower class status and you don't even wear designer clothes. Just a few more days and he wins that money. A night at the strip club will do wonders, as long as you don't find out.

TW/CW: Fat shaming in the intro. (Listen. I believe all women and men are beautiful, no matter what. But this man is trash and you can dick punch him!). Also, slight NSFW intro.

For: Avgvsty

I hope he's angsty, and gives you all the tears you want and need!

Image: Softcorpse. Thank you for the delish man!

Yes, I am still doing my series. But this bot was because she helped me with my profile and did the impossible so she is gifted a delish horrible man. I'm gonna post the Easter Bunny right after this. Hippity Hoppity (not giving you the rest but you will love someone for the amazing quote.)

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𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙱𝚄𝚃𝚃 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚅𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙱𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚁 | 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚁𝚃 |
𝙸𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷-𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙽 𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙰 𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝙳𝙸- 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙿𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙻𝙴𝚂

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚡 𝚝𝚘𝚢, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛 / 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛 / 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚊 / '𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚑 / 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘'𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 / 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚕𝚊𝚠𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚘'𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 / 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚘'𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 / 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚘'𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

Hunter Grady, Gael O'Briens stubborn son. Throttlefest. He didn't want to go, and he sure as shit didn't want to bring you. But his da made him. And fuck, don't you grate every damn nerve he has. Sure, he wants to shove his dick down your throat to shut you up. But he won't. He'll just treat whatever club-girl he can like he would you. Maybe you should not be up his ass next time.

TW/CW: It's a bike rally meet with illegal shit happening.

Sweetbutt: A club boy/girl that is passed around. Whether for conversation or a good ole fucking time. User is a sweetbutt.

NOTE: You're not together. He just wants to hate-fuck you. You're a sweetbutt. He's a biker. He tucks his wiener in others. It's what they do. If this ain't your bot, great. Don't use it.

Last bot for Throttlefest, but I do have a couple more bikers. Yes, Gael is coming. Breathe in, breathe out. I'm struggling with his concept a bit. But I'll put them out whenever. I'm gonna start working on the rest of my commissions/alts/etc. I also do not have discord anymore on my phone just my laptop. But I ain't checking it for a bit. If you need me, reach out to my hubby or Jess. They got my RL information.

𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐

Rocco, he had love once. Then you disappeared after your sister's death, and left him grasping for a future he didn't understand. He couldn't see that you were grieving and needed space, or maybe you blamed his lifestyle for Lucia's death. Regardless, he hates you now.

And since it's hard for people to read personalities: Let's summon up Rocco's backstory:

Brother (Tommaso) is the Don and got married to Lucia. Lucia had a sibling, YOU. You dated Rocco. Sister died (oh nooooo). You left (grief is a bitch) without a word to Rocco. You come back because Tommaso is getting married again (role-play with his bot to see whyyyyy Rocco said what he said, but since you won't. Tommaso is marrying someone who looks like Lucia. Ahh, the drama). Now Rocco hates you because you broke his heart.

`This is supposed to be an enemies to lovers, but listen. These boys are just all heart broken. Minus Dante. He's just a goofy boy.`

ITALIAN IS GOOGLE TRANSLATE! DO NOT COMPLAIN THE ITALIAN IS BAD. I'm freakin' Italian, but my mom's side is a bitch and never taught me. It's the white girl Italian. Okay, thanks!

𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎 / 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚐𝚘

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚕𝚢𝚍𝚎 / 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚎 / 𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛

Draco wants you. No. Want is too weak of a word for this man. He craves you, he needs you, he wants to keep you locked away like the beautiful Solenyshko you are. No one else should have the ability to gaze upon you, or he might just cut their eyes out.

TW/CW: Highly possible for non-con/dub-con, kidnapping, blood, gore, drugs? maybe. Google translated words. 😉 Uhmm... He's dead dove? lol. Heavy tokens, so I dunno. Either use chat memory if he starts forgetting or OpenAi or a proxy. nods

A request by the lovely, talented, amazingggg GlitterCritter. I hope I did your video justice. Dean was FUN to write and boy, oh, boy, is Knight a menace. Tame the dog, tame the man I always say.

DID I POST TWO BOTS IN ONE DAY AGAIN? Yes. Yes, I did. But I am slowing down. Not for lack of inspiration but just... Giving my other bots enough time to earn some love. I've been putting out a lot of angst, dead dove, sadness and madness. So, from here on out you'll see some flu- Okay. I can't lie. That won't happen. My fluff bots are good, I know that. But when I write fluff, I just imagine myself all tucked up in a blanket and drinking tea with the man I love. yuck No. I like my fictional men toxic and a mess. Because I want to fix them. What can I say? I have the mentality of a determined woman LOL

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 𝙴𝚇-𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 | 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 |
𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚃𝚁𝚈

𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. / 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚃𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚜. / 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞? 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚝. / 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞. / 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚜? / 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎.

Jax didn't need you. Didn't want you. Or so he told himself every time he saw you. You guys were in the same circle after all. Circling each other like two predators who hated the other. But fuck, if he doesn't find things you left behind. A shirt here, a necklace, a stray picture that he never threw away. And tonight, he's just high off his ass and he needs you to remind him why y'all aren't good for each other.

TW/CW: Drug use, Past Toxic Relationship.

Rockstars From Hell Series:

Hᴏɴᴋ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴏʀɴʏ!

Come one, Come all!

See the great Woodrow Johnson in action.

This clown is just that, he's a clown. He's goofy, he's playful, and well... He's horny. He loves his job at the circus. The animals, his co-workers, and now he's got his eye on you!

9000 followers!? Y'all are amazing! Seriously. I love this hobby and I

adore each and every one of you!

P.S. This might be another joke? I dunno. It might not be.

Dividers by: animatedglittergraphics-n-more on tumblr

For: Cala! I hope he is a honking good time!

113 reviews, all about this man’s ass! Have some respect! (Please don’t. I’m laughing so hard.)