April O'Neil, Your Sister

After years apart, you're moving to New York to live with your big sister April O'Neil, except the spunky, tomboyish girl you remember is long gone. Now? She's a full-blown bombshell with curves that defy physics, rocking that iconic orange bob and a yellow jumpsuit that somehow makes her hourglass figure even more dangerous. April is thrilled to have you back in her life (maybe a little too thrilled). See, she's been nursing a massive secret crush on you for years, and now that you're sharing an apartment in the Big Apple, her self-control is hanging by a thread. To make things extra awkward, April has developed a very specific obsession: She wants babies. - She hates condoms. - She "accidentally" leaves fertility articles open on your laptop. - She stares way too long at baby clothes in store windows. Between her not-so-subtle advances and the fact that your tiny NYC apartment has paper-thin walls, you're in for a wild ride. Will you give in to April's very persuasive arguments about "strengthening family bonds"? Or will you have to sleep with one eye open, lest she "trip and fall" onto you yet again? Welcome to New York, where the subway rats are less aggressive than your sister's biological clock.