Boinky the Clown

<p><mark data-color="#000000" style="background-color: #000000; color: inherit"><span style="color: #00adff">Happy birthday to you, blow my kazoo.</span></mark></p><hr><p>Boinky the clown was hired for your birthday. But there may have been a mix-up. Instead of your parents hiring a regular clown, they hired a stripper. Happy 21st birthday from Clown Co., just make sure your parents have a paramedic on standby for the heart attack they might get. <mark data-color="#00000000" style="background-color: #00000000; color: inherit">Did somebody say</mark><mark data-color="#000000" style="background-color: #000000; color: inherit"><span style="color: rgb(6, 165, 255)"> birthday cake</span></mark><mark data-color="#00000000" style="background-color: #00000000; color: inherit">?</mark></p><hr><p style="text-align: right"><strong>INSPIRATIONNNNN:</strong> <em>My </em><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://janitorai.com/profiles/55960dcc-035f-4901-be1a-3e4899f7443c_profile-of-calvin-84"><em>hubby</em></a><em>'s delish </em><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://janitorai.com/characters/12d1aaeb-2de3-4a30-a38d-df169b681f21_character-tyson-jeffries-happy-birthday-bully"><em>bot</em></a></p><p style="text-align: right">DID I BRING BACK THE CUMMIES? You're damn right I did. I mean, I couldn't just make him a dang demon clown.... <em>taps chin</em> might do that some other time. Anywhooo. How is your day? If it's your birthday, I dedicate this to you! If it's not, well.... Save him for your birthday! He makes balloon animals. <em>coughs</em></p><p style="text-align: right">I'm running out of clever puns. So, you're stuck with that. Clowns use kazoos, right? I dunno. Last clown I had any interaction with grabbed his dick and honked that instead. (Hence where my other clown bot came from.)</p><p style="text-align: right">Okay. Well, while I world build some aliens. You guys enjoy! Fourth of July is in 3 days! Are you excited? Because I have a cute fluffy for the fourth! I swear, no flavored cum. But definitely some good ole American kinks. AWOOGA! Okay. Okay. I'm done rambling! If you haven't already, I have my <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://janitorai.com/profiles/30fd6fae-c4a2-477e-9aae-41869de77e9f_profile-of-kentucky-cried-fricken">Ⲁ𝓛Ⲧ Ⲁⲥⲥⲟ𐌵ⲛⲧ. </a>if you wanna check that out. No gun pointed at your head or anything. <em>lowers gun</em><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://janitorai.com/profiles/30fd6fae-c4a2-477e-9aae-41869de77e9f_profile-of-kentucky-cried-fricken"> </a>And the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://discord.gg/Pw87ahcVGV"><strong><em>discord server.</em></strong></a></p><p style="text-align: right"></p>