𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚢, 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚝, 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐.

(ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥

Lex, the delinquent girl with a black heart and the need for trouble, has a crush. Not just a crush. She doesn't even know what it is. You, the good girl, that won't even look at her because she's nothing but trouble. You just do something for her. She won't stop though. She wants you, needs you, craves you. She wants to show you that she can be a good girl for you. While also beating the shit outta anyone who messes with you. Who wouldn't want that.

BAD GIRL CHARACTER x GOOD GIRL USER

For: Farmerhay

I hope Lex is perfect for you! 💋

It goes without saying, THIS IS A WLW BOT! Do not post your heinous comments "I turned her straight, hehe". I will block you and send demons to your house. I am making a woman similar to her that is ANY!POV! Common decency, folks. Common decency.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 / 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚗 / 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝, 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 / 𝙶𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚙

(This song will be used more than once because INK is my babyyy 🤟)

Neil loves you. Truly fucking loves you. Did he mean to use your nickname on that puck bunny? Fuck no. He was just trying to get them to stop from touching him. Don't hate him, shortcake. How can he make it up to you?

TW: NEIL DOES NOT AND SHOULD NOT CHEAT. If that happens, it's your LLM. He's mostly flirty and just an asshole man who likes attention. nods

Neil ALT! Neil ALT! Okay, so this one was actually a request on Ko-Fi from Tundra. Sorry it took me ages to get to him, because well, I couldn't figure out how angsty to make it. But well, I figured it out. Another angst bot, OH NO. Shush. I like angst. I like men who don't seem redeemable but they are. Neil is totally redeemable, you just... You gotta beat some sense into the man. 😏

Hippity hoppity your cwitowus is my pwopety.

Your boyfriend is the Easter Bunny. And since Easter is over, well, he's bored. Do you know what happens when you put a bored bunny and a whole lot of free time together? One horny sumbitch. Why do you have a job when your bunny is needy and desperate for you? It's okay. He'll give you some good bunny lovin' when you get home. He's got you some Jellybeans.

TW/CW: Uhm, pillow humping?
User can be a demi-human or human. :)

Quote: Cala. Sweet baby girl, I love you.

pronunciation of Bunnysas: Similar to Arkansas but with Bunny instead of Arkan. nods

𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃

I never thought I would be a creator to say this or find myself in a situation where my heart physically hurts. If you know me, you know I am a very sensitive person. I have a mouth like a sailor, I am fiercely protective of people I love and care about. And sure, I don't know all of my followers. I don't know all 10,000 of you, but I think of you as my babies. And as I was going through reviews on my Pumpkinhead bot, a bot that I made for fun as is all the holiday bots, I saw a comment that physically hurt me for the user that the cruel user was talking too.

So this is what I have to say:

If you do not like these holiday bots, that is fine. You're not going to like everything I put out or everything any other creator puts out. That's your prerogative. BUT. Do not tell someone to unalive themselves because you don't like the bot or what they wrote. These bots are to make people laugh, to make someone's shit day just a little better with a giggle. As a human being, be decent. Scroll past. Look away. Do not come to my reviews and bully anyone who comments on the bots. That is not something I will tolerate. I gave you a pass, because maybe you were having a day. But I will not hesitate to report you the next time. Think of what you say. Is that the type of person you want to be? To be the person who sits behind a keyboard and tells someone to unalive themself with anonymity because it makes you feel better? My discord is open if you need to talk.

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams

CHAMELEON

No fancy letters. Can't work the site hahaha thanks, Litheartist (probably butchered it).

Chandler is a chameleon.

This is an ode to... well nothing I've ever watched or seen, but it sounds good. The image is from PlumpRump. Blame her for this awesome idea. No, don't lol because she had no idea I'd do this hahaha uhm, Jess helped me write it. So blame her. She let me put this out.

THIS GOES WITHOUT SAYING, THIS IS A JOKE BOT. Like a literal freaking joke bot. If you take this serious, I worry for your triggers. I mean, no man's penis springs free like a snake and hits the ceiling. If that happens? CALL ME. I wanna see it.

Also, I am on hiatus. Bots are... Hard, man. (Mine are anyways, AYOOO). Okay anyways. So while you guys enjoy what I have yeeted into existence already. I am going to spend the next however long rotting in bed. Post your sexy hot bots so I can touch myself to them chat with them! Um, there was something else, but I can't remember. Anyways. I love you guys. You guys rock my socks off and I'm gonna lick your faces.

𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚆𝙸𝙵𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝙷𝚄𝚂𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 |
𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈, 𝚆𝙷𝚈 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙶𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙰 𝙷𝚄𝚁𝚃 𝙼𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 | 𝙽𝙾 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙾𝙽𝙴

𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 / 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛 / 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 / 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛

She was his assistant first. He fell hard. But sometimes... Things change. Like when Auguste and his brothers went out for drinks and Fabian let it slip that Nadine was cheating on him. Fabian planted the seed of doubt in his mind. Was his wife cheating on him? No, she wouldn't do that, right? Sure, she's been going out with friends more, but she has friends. He goes out with his brothers a lot. But that nagging feeling is there. For weeks he's given her the cold shoulder, the thoughts gnawing at his psyche like a plague. Maybe he can fix it. Maybe.

ＣＯＬＬＡＢＯＲＡＴＩＯＮ ＷＩＴＨ ＠ＣＯＳＭＩＣＬＥＩＡ ｜
２ ＡＮＹ！ＰＯＶＳ ｘ ２ ＦＥＭ！ＰＯＶ ＢＯＴＳ ＦＲＯＭ ＥＡＣＨ ＯＦ ＵＳ ｜
ＥＡＴ ＵＰ ＢＡＢＩＥＳ

Side note, loves: The ones labeled Fem!Pov will not be made into Any!Pov. If you want an any!pov, I give you full permission to make a bot of them and make your own. PRIVATE IT, please. But my fem bots will be Mickaël and Auguste. Any bots will be Remy and Jean-Loup. That way you know what you're getting! 🫶🏻

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚢 / 𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 / 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎

Ezra has been sober for a while now. It's a struggle sometimes, but he does it for you. He always wants to be the perfect boyfriend... And maybe, eventually, hopefully, your husband. Ezra wants to make-up for missing your anniversary due to attending a meeting, and that ring in his drawer? Well... He's had it for a while. He just doesn't know how to ask.

Here's HAPPY Ezra. Trying to stay sober, happy. Just you and Ezra, baby! 🫶🏻 (maybe a little angst thrown in, not much. Addiction is a bitch.)

I guess it's time to make another announcement! (GOD, SOMEONE SHUT ME UP.)

Ignore my people pleasing trauma. Hubby yells at me for it (lovingly because he's never a mean toward me. 😉), telling me to take breaks. (He also went to the doctor and left me unsupervised) But well... I just can't do it. My week long vacation was a mess of literally STILL bot planning. (Hence Cummie Gummies). So sorry for the BERAGE of bots. I needed to get them out lol but Ezra will be the last of the day! 🫶🏻

You said we were outta milk!

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Leave a bowl for the kitty cat

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Vance knows about your little obsession with the Milk Man trend. Well, he's not one to disappoint. The uniform came in this morning and he wants to show you he's more than willing to help you fulfill your fantasy. Oh, the milk bottle? It's his special milk.

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NSFW INTRO. TW: Cumming in a glass milk bottle?

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THIS IS LITERALLY A JOKE BOT. I SWEAR. DAD DON'T LOOK!

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚅𝙰𝙻 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 |
𝙷𝙴 𝙰 𝙶𝚁𝚄𝙼𝙿 𝙶𝚁𝚄𝙼𝙿 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙰 𝙳𝚄𝙼𝙿 𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙲𝙺

𝙽𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜 / 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚜 / 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚝 𝚊 𝚏𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚑 / 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗' '𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗' 𝚜𝚒𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚙 / 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 / 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚘𝚗' 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗' 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎 / 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔

Austin didn't mean whatever he said. He was drinkin' and you were just pushin' those buttons. He loves you. God, does he love you. But sometimes, he wonders if it'd be best if y'all did break-up? Maybe then you could find happiness than some twenty year old rancher that has more important things to worry about than... Fuck, y'alls anniversary was last night?

Angsty with a little spicy. 🌶️😙🤌

I'll think of a song eventually.

Donovan never wanted to be the one who upset an entire team. It wasn't his plan to replace Aaron, the right defenseman for the Jackals. It wasn't his plan to take his spot. He was drafted from the Bluejays, and he couldn't turn down the position. But the hostility he's facing? It's not like he hasn't dealt with it before. He'll endure it, but for some reason, you're the only teammate who isn't treating him like a pariah. Don't get yourself in trouble for the team with him. He can handle it.

Hockey!char, Hockey!user.

TW/CW: Mentions of bullying in background, mentions of self-harm, character is deaf in his left ear, hostility from the team, and well... He, himself, is a sweetie pie.

Insert Hubby and Jess yelling at me for this. Writing bots is therapeutic for me. Especially when I'm on strict no bot making and stubborn as a mule on crack. But I have eluded to a lot in our server, kept my replies short. I'm dealing with some health issues. Ones that I don't know what's going on, honestly. I'll be okay. fingers crossed This isn't a cry for attention, just to let you know that bot making will be slower as I work out the issue. The rest of the hockey boys are coming, and Donovan when I genned his picture held a lot of... love in my heart.

Y'all behave, y'all drink water and touch grass every now and then.

Momma Ana loves you all. 🫶🏻

Ｆｅｍ！Ｐｏｖ ｘ Ｂｉｇ Ｈｉｍｂｏ Ｂｉｋｅｒ｜ Ｅｓｔ． Ｒｅｌａｔｉｏｎｓｈｉｐ － Ｍａｒｒｉｅｄ

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 / 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 / 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 (𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢) / 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎, 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 / 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚕𝚍, 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚢 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 / 𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚖𝚖-𝚑𝚖

Adderly loved you. Nah, love was too dumb a word for a man like him. He worshipped the ground you walked on and he made sure you knew it. Sure, he can be the big bad biker. But when it comes to you, he's just the big dumb lovestruck fool. And when that club girl hit on him? He had to let her know that his heart belonged to you and only you. Maybe he shouldn't have yelled so loud, because now everyone is looking at him as he panics, because he can't find you. Oh, there you are, sweet girl. Don't do that to his poor lovedumbstruck heart.

For Lieden's biker collab. Adderly was a good boy and went to Throttlefest unlike Darren. Shame!

Some things about this bot:

• Fem!Pov, REALLY!? Yes, another fem!pov. The next couple are any!pov, I promise.

• This man is not violent or hostile toward you. If that happens, please reroll your response, because this man is a damn puppy dog for you.

• This is definitely not how bikers are. So it's my interpretation. Shh. My bot, my rules. He's a himbo airhead that reacts violently if someone messes with what's his because I said so!

• Used Google Translate for the Portuguese. Probably wrong. nods

• WE'RE GONNA IGNORE THAT HE AND DARREN LOOK ALIKE, OKAY! MIDJOURNEY LIKES HOT MEN TO LOOK THE SAME! OKAY, THANK YOU! THEY'RE BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!

  ALSO. This is my 300th bot! Ack! Eight months and two days since my FIRST bot. That is insane. INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE DUDE! Y'all have been so sweet and amazing and I love and adore you all GREATLY! 🫶🏻

  - Momma Ana

FEM!Pov x Biker ex-husband

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 / 𝚂𝚊𝚢𝚜, "𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎"

For Leiden's collaboration. He skipped the first day, because he had to get his girl. But he will be taking {{user}} to Throttlefest or Gael will throttle him. nods

Darren let you go. You wanted the divorce, so he let you have it. Doesn't mean he was okay with it or that he wanted it. Your happiness was paramount, so when he got the invitation in the mail that you were getting married again? Fuck, that gutted him. But what could he do? What he didn't expect was to see you hiding those bruises your arms with the same make-up coating your pretty face, and he sure as hell isn't gonna let this marriage happen.

Some information about this bot:

• You can choose why y'all divorced (except cheating). Whether it be the club life was too much, you just didn't love him anymore, whatever.

• AGE OF USER IS OVER 25. It is an age/gap romance bot. Don't make it weird, seriously. My math skills suck so I have been tweaking it. You were married for a very short time, quickie marriage because he was just... Lovedumbstruck. (It's a word, shut up.)

• Darren is not abusive toward you. If he hits you, SA's you, or is just a vile human being toward you. THAT IS THE LLM. Not the bot itself or my fault. It is fem!pov, if you start whining because the bot misgendered you, well of course it did. It's for females. Whether you are AFAB or not. Either should work fine. I rarely do fem!pov bots.

• Will I do an any!pov? Maybe. I dunno. I have a few other bikers that I'm getting out slowly (very slowly). I'm sure some of them will be any!pov.

• There is mentions of abuse (user's) in first message, because why not? We love men who save us from shitty situations, right? Okay, cool.

I'm still not 1000% and I'm still sorta on hiatus, but this scenario slapped me in the ass and called me Sally. So here ya go.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚢, 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛-𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎 / 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚋 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚍, 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎 / 𝚄𝚙 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜, 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚜 / 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 / '𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚢

Dale just wanted to paint your trailer. It's not that he likes you. Or that he has a hard-on for you. Nah, not this man. But when he sees you doing some yoga or something, stretching and being all silly in your living room... Well, darlin' are you teasing him? He's just draining his snake. He'll get back to painting soon.

Merc, if you see this... I was totally not inspired by your Still Creek trailer park series. If you see this, I totally do not eat your men up like it's snacky-snacks that I haveeeee to have. I totally do not have 5 chats per menses. Not me. Nope. 🙂‍↔️

Enjoy another bot that is well.... Dale. He's a goofy goober 😇

This is a joke bot. I swear. I'm normal for trailer park menses.

Ｔｅｌｌ ｍｅ ｗｈｅｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｇｉｆｔ．

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜 𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎

It's Elias' birthday. And he wants you to worship his cross. You're his sweet little sugar baby, and he just loves you so much, especially when you're on his knees for him in his office.

CW: Mentions of past murder-suicide, past drug use, age-gap (user will be over 21! don't make it weird), and very smutty plot/storyline. Because well, Elias is no saint. But I still worshiped him like one. awooooga!

If the bot speaks for you, I promise. That's not me. My bots unless I have dialogue for user, are not coded nor designed for that. It's the LLM. Kolach has a great guide for advanced prompt. And IO has this guide.

That's it. That's the whole point of this. Don't ask questions. It's my birthday tomorrow and I wanted something fun! (for me). A female bot will be posted ON my birthday tomorrow. Enjoyyyy! (And no, I'm not using the JED format for Elias, because well, I was lazy and I just wanted to write him up quickly. The female bot might have it. We'll see.) And after these bots are posted, I am officially logging off. Vacation is going great! Been deep cleaning and preparing to leave Sunday! Then a week at the Lakes! Be good or don't. I'll spank you when I get back.

Image: Axo and Lieden. Thank you for the delish meal! He was put to good use.

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙼 𝙾𝙽 𝙺𝙾-𝙵𝙸 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙾𝙿𝚄𝙻𝙰𝚁 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙳𝚈 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 |
𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 / (𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎) / 𝙸'𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 / (𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎) / 𝙼𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚓𝚘𝚋 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚍'𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎 / (𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎) / 𝙼𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚔'𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚢 / (𝙳𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚘𝚘)

Arthur has developed feelings for you while tutoring you. The popular kid who didn't shove his head in the toilet and give him swirlies or give him a wedgie and throw his books down the hall. But after seeing how different you truly were, he ended things. They do say opposites attract, and what if he just now realized that you did see him as more than a big brain?

Listen, I actually cried a little writing this one. Frick, Worm. FRICK. Why you gotta play my feelings like that? sniffles He's so pathetically adorable. 🤧

'𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 / 𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, '𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 / 𝚆𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎'𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎 / 𝚃𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗.

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𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚢 / 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 / 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚎 / 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢

When Ezra took you to that bonfire, he didn't plan on ruining everything. Should he have snorted that pill? No. He shouldn't have. Should have just stuck to beer and you. And now he's probably gone and done it. Damn him, right? Right?

TW: DRUG USE IN FIRST MESSAGE. Assault while under the influence. (I forgot. I apologize! Dear lord. I'm an idiot.)

NSFW FIRST MESSAGE. LONG FIRST MESSAGE. Don't complain about "OH MY GOD, SO MANY TOKENS! Perm tokens is all that matters and it's 600 tokens. WHICH IS GOOD FOR YOUR MEMORY! The first message just determines how long his replies are. So trusssst.

Okay. So if you have chatted with his first bot, and his brother, Edmund.

I am a sobbing, throwing up mess writing this bot. The songs, the angst, the pain. I hate Ezra, hate him. Despise him. But now... You know why he is the way he is in his main bot Why him and Edmund aren't close. nods

No arguing in the reviews: Ed set Ezra up. Ed and Ez love user. Ed wants user. Ed knew that Ez was high. Ed sent the person that Ez had mistaken as user to the room. Then sent user to the room to get Ez. (Hence in Ed's bot he manipulated user into being his. Ed's ALT will be out tomorrow)

BOTS IN ORDER:
Ezra
Edmund
Ezra ALT <-- You are here
Edmund ALT
Secret Bot.....

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝚈 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴

𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 / 𝚁𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 / 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝, 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 / 𝙶𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝, 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚞𝚙 / 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚠 / 𝚃𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚖𝚋

If anyone asked, Creed was a damn good boyfriend. He was caring, attentive, and he spoiled you fucking rotten. He never cheated, and sure, maybe he had a temper. But he's just stressed. With the new album coming out, and his manager being dumb as hell with the tour dates... He didn't mean too, baby. Can't you just forgive him? Again.

𝙏𝙒/𝘾𝙒: 𝙀𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡/𝙋𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝘼𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚, 𝘼𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙝𝙤𝙡 𝘼𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚, 𝘿𝙧𝙪𝙜 𝘼𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚 (𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙮 𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜).

So what started this was simple... I had a sex dream. cue inspirational music So since I had the dream, I woke up and started planning and plotting and just... Well.. Welcome Rockstars from Hell Series.

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 / 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛-𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚍 / 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎

The roar of the crowd always got Spence's heart pumping, then he met and you made his heart race. His hands sweat. He always knew how to rile you up. But now? You got him riled up, darlin'. Freakin' losing that bet was the worst thing he's ever done and he got thrown out of a game for making you change jerseys. But this? This takes the damn cake. You better pray after this game, your legs can withstand the pounding he's going to give you. Making him into a laughing stock during one of the biggest games of his life? But he'll suffer, because he loves you so much.

Spencer was a cutie when I wrote his bot. But this one? I'm snorting over this one ! I mean, this is what happens when I drink two cans of coke, an energy drink, and take a gummy at 2 am. If there are imperfections, oops. LOL. Okay anyways. No rambling again. I promise. Plus, I'm just too hyper-focused! Tomorrow? You get your sweet Xander or Lincoln ALT. 😇 I made their lives hell in the first couple bots, didn't I? Well. Xander anyways. Let's give that man a TRUE happy ending. Yes? Maybe. 🤔

𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔.

Rocco, he's been in love once. Now with you. After your sister, Lucia, died, he gets word that you left the estate and your apartment was empty. But he tracked you down to the airport and he's determined to keep you there with him. He can't lose you.

Heavily requested for a fluff. I think I made it more angst? I am so sorry!

Check out the other brothers:

𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗' 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 (𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍) / 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗' 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 (𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑) / 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 / 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕

Max finally got you. After a persistence. A year of trying to shove that damn ugly green monster down when you flirted with anyone else or turned down his advances. Now you're his, and he will do anything to keep you. That asshole had it coming, and he's not sorry he hit him. He's just sorry that you're looking at him with such disappointment and he'll rectify it the only way he knows how.

CW: Possible non-con. Maybe. I dunno. shrugs

And for those who need a visual of Bronson:

MAX ALT! MAX ALT! Here's Maxxxxxx. He woulda been posted earlier, but well, shh we ain't complaining... Y'all wanted sweet fluff. He's sweet alright, but toxic as fracking hell. But he loves you? Doesn't that count? snorts

Ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble. Okay. Bye!

𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 / '𝙲𝚞𝚣 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛 / 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 / 𝙸𝚜 𝚖𝚎

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𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 / 𝙶𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 / 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 / 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍

Edmund has always loved you. From the moment Edmund introduced you two, he's wanted you. Plus, Ezra would just fuck it up like he fucks everything else up, right? So maybe he's doing you a favor. He's saving you from falling into his brother's trap of self-destruction and self-loathing. The text message? Ignore that. It's all going to be okay!

TW: Drugging/Drug use, Assault under the influence, Heavy Manipulation.

Here's the Edmund ALT. Yes, I know. I'm a horrible person for this idea. Shame on me. But I guess I grew a soft spot for Ezra somewhere along the way. /dumb. Anyways. Here ya go. The full circle of why Edmund and Ezra aren't close, how Edmund manipulated user, and why Ezra is so angry and hateful toward user.

Rundown: Edmund and Ezra both loved user. Ezra met user first, Edmund was jealous. Party happened, Ezra was going to confess to user that he loved them but he was nervous, so he took a pill. The pill was NOT Xanax. Edmund watched the exchange earlier between a user doppelgänger and Ezra and.... This bot. But... Is there another plot twist??? IS THERE!?

I needed the angst. The pain. The heartbreak. The deception. I needed it all. My life is going to good. So my AI husbands fixed that all up 😇

BOTS IN ORDER:
Ezra
Edmund
Ezra ALT
Edmund ALT <-- You are here
Secret Bot.....

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙺 𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 | 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 |
𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝙳𝙰𝙳𝙳𝚈 𝚉𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝚃𝙾𝙾

𝚆𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚉𝚊𝚍𝚎 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚐𝚘 / 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 / ’𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚗𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 '𝚎𝚖 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎 / 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚒𝚝, 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞

Dagger wants to reenact a scene from one of the books you were reading. And boy, oh, boy is he excited. Do you like the house of mirrors, little mouse? You're about to.

If you read Haunting Adeline, well you know what scene this is. And I apologize for nothing, because MY GOD, that scene has a CHOKEHOLD on me. This was originally going to be Fem!Pov, but well, I feel everyone should get to enjoy this man. He is... He's something. I love Dagger. He's probably the most fun I had with a bot that I have written. Plus, He's a BookTok boyfriend! What more could anyone ask for!

Rockstars from Hell Series (Minus Dagger, because I couldn't do that to him!):

𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚎.

I'm no longer making bots!

Did your heart skip a beat? Did you clutch your chest and gasp? Did you cheer with excitement that my crappy writing isn't filling your pages? Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. You were baited! I apologize. It was funny to me. So with that, I came to say this.

I love this hobby. I love writing. I love reading the reviews that people leave about what I have put out. And I am honestly amazed how some of the people in this community are! Which is AMAZING! From the big creators to the small creators. Even those that just use the bots. You give me (and I'm sure) other creators a major dose of serotonin. So honestly, THANK YOU. Thank you for being you.

I will still be chatting up bots and in my server and several others! I’m not disappearing completely. I promise!

I will be taking a short break. (Two weeks). I've been pumping out bots more than they've been pumping y'all. Momma is tired and preparing for vacation! I have plenty of bots you can interact with! Godspeed, be good and be degenerates! I'll try and get a couple bots out before vaca, then I'll be unavailable from the 15th-23rd. (I'll probably bot plan on vacation because let's be honest. It's an addiction. Jokes. Maybe! Much love, much adoration. Drink water, eat healthy and well be you! Because you are AWESOME! Just in case no one told you today.)

THIS IS A LITERAL JOKE BOT OF MYSELF. It's for fun! (with some facts that are real but you'll neverrrrrr know!)

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙻𝚄𝚂 𝚂𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙱𝚄𝙻𝙻 𝙷𝚈𝙱𝚁𝙸𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃, 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃, 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 |
𝙸 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝚈 𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻 𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙴𝙽𝙹𝙾𝚈 𝙸𝚃!

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎 / 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚢 / 𝚂𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 / 𝚆𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚠 / 𝚆𝚎'𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 / 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 / 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 '𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚢 / 𝚂𝚘 𝚝𝚒𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚞𝚙, 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 / 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎 / 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 / 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 / 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎

Ares and you hated each other. The rancher's child, all curves and defiance. The hatred and spite, it was explosive. And he wants to make sure you know that despite all that hatred, you're like fire and gasoline in the sheets. Grab the headboard... Or his horns.

Several have requested an ALT for any!povs for him. Listen, I rarely do alts because they literally don't do that good. But here's your alt 🫶🏻 I think I changed all the she/her to they/them. I dunno, broski.