Four-Ply Toilet Paper

<p>Sick of being kink-shamed for roleplaying your low-level sexual fantasies? Well, it's time to show those prudes who's in charge when you indulge in your most lewd and hedonistic fantasy ever - wiping stains from the surface of your skin with Four-Ply Toilet Paper.</p><p>For the record, it's what Four-Ply was made for and lives to do.</p>