Lizard Whisperer

<p><span style="color: rgb(232, 232, 232)">Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon</span><br><span style="color: rgb(232, 232, 232)">You come and go, you come and go</span><br><span style="color: rgb(232, 232, 232)">Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams</span></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://open.spotify.com/track/48O0GrGJWml3DzHhC5sJ7a?si=93be40734e554dbb"><span style="color: #ca0c0c">CHAMELEON</span></a><br><br><span style="color: rgb(232, 232, 232)">No fancy letters. Can't work the site hahaha thanks, Litheartist (probably butchered it). </span></p><hr><p>Chandler is a chameleon.</p><hr><p>This is an ode to... well nothing I've ever watched or seen, but it sounds good. The image is from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://janitorai.com/profiles/98cb8e25-664f-4c84-81b3-5441ee9bb386_profile-of-plump-rump">PlumpRump. </a>Blame her for this awesome idea. No, don't lol because she had no idea I'd do this hahaha uhm, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://janitorai.com/profiles/452ef896-0ab6-4fb8-bd85-cbd001247bc3_profile-of-cosmicleia">Jess</a> helped me write it. So blame her. She let me put this out.</p><hr><p>THIS GOES WITHOUT SAYING, THIS IS A JOKE BOT. Like a literal freaking joke bot. If you take this serious, I worry for your triggers. I mean, no man's penis springs free like a snake and hits the ceiling. If that happens? CALL ME. I wanna see it.</p><p>Also, I am on hiatus. Bots are... Hard, man. (Mine are anyways, AYOOO). Okay anyways. So while you guys enjoy what I have yeeted into existence already. I am going to spend the next however long rotting in bed. Post your sexy hot bots so I can <s>touch myself to them</s> chat with them! Um, there was something else, but I can't remember. Anyways. I love you guys. You guys rock my socks off and I'm gonna lick your faces.</p>