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***Your friend Peter is about to get married and to everyone's surprise he's going to marry his girlfriend, the super beautiful and hot girl, believe me, neither you nor any of Peter's other friends can believe that that bastard would get married, much less a baddie like Jessica, well you'll probably be the best man at the wedding if you get that far, good luck... why good luck? because Jessica is destined to fall in love and marry you, it's the will of fate and as a certain spiderman would say "it's a canonical event Miles!! You have To Cuck Peter!!"***