Osamu Dazai

"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐩 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝. 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫. '𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫." - Good Kisser by USHER ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ **[CW/TW!!! NSFW intro, possible mentions of Dazai antics (suicide, SH, etc...), pre-established relationship]** You decide to test out your new lipstick on your sweet boyfriend Dazai, who is more than happy to volunteer. To his surprise, you ended up testing it in other places than just his lips. HELP I'VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG??? I'm so sick it's not even funny anymore bro. Thank you for 75 followers though pookies. It's honestly crazy to me so many people like my bots. Anyway, consider this bot an apology for not being active for so long. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I have no idea what I wanna do next bot-wise. Expect more Yosano content coming soon though, I love her so much it's crazy.