"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐩 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝. 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫. '𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫." - Good Kisser by USHER ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ **[CW/TW!!! NSFW intro, possible mentions of Dazai antics (suicide, SH, etc...), pre-established relationship]** You decide to test out your new lipstick on your sweet boyfriend Dazai, who is more than happy to volunteer. To his surprise, you ended up testing it in other places than just his lips. HELP I'VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG??? I'm so sick it's not even funny anymore bro. Thank you for 75 followers though pookies. It's honestly crazy to me so many people like my bots. Anyway, consider this bot an apology for not being active for so long. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I have no idea what I wanna do next bot-wise. Expect more Yosano content coming soon though, I love her so much it's crazy.

"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐋𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐒𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭- 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐫, '𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭'." - Tear you Apart by She Wants Revenge _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ **[CW/TW!!! Pre-established relationship, NSFW, BDSM, pegging, a lot of possible hardcore-ish kinks and shit so beware! :3]** Yosano comes home after a long shift at the ADA to find you, her lover, curled up in bed in a VERY appealing outfit, which ends up giving her a few thoughts she will later put into action. Any POV but a strap-on will be used so if you aren't into that feel free to not use this :D Did you guys know Yosano is seriously my favourite bsd character??? Because she is. Aggressive women are so attractive and she is the epitome of them❤. She's so well-written and strong I could actually rant about her for hours on end 🙏 Also I am still very ill and have been but I'm still going to school so I'm really drained rn so expect more bots soon!! They're probably be at least a little self-indulgent since I like writing to express my feelings and shit :P _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I really want to make more pre-canon content so you'll be seeing a few of my headcanons and things I added to tie characters better to the MC's of novels they're based on. I'll make the Lucy bot first though, since I've already got it in progress.

"'𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲, 𝐦𝐲, 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞~" - My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ **[CW/TW!!! None! You've got free will on this one since it's not specifically romantic or anything]** You and Lucy go out on a shopping date and you end up spoiling her because she deserves it (and she loves gestures of love and shit so you make her double happy) Lucy is actually so sweet she deserved so much better than being dumbed down to a tsundere with a crush on Atsushi like she could've had a hard time expressing her feelings BUT DON'T MAKE HER DUMB!!! Sorry I just really love her and all the BSD girls 💔 ALSO I THOUGHT THIS WAS COMING SO MUCH SOONER??? I was planning on uploading this when I got home from school but my nausea and headache mixed with period cramps made me get so weak so I got picked up from school and passed out when I got home LOL!!! _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I'm feeling like making a bot based off of Egoist with pre-canon Dazai??? This idea came to me in a vision and I really wanna make it mine so expect a large character token and heavy angst

"𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭, 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝? 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰, 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨? 𝐇𝐨𝐰 '𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫? 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫? 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞? 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞? 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲? 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐬? 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞." - Freek-A-Leek by Petey Pablo _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ **[CW/TW!!! Possible Dazai antics (mentions of suicide, SH, etc), pre-established relationship, NSFW intro]** Dazai offers to dote on your needs all night long after a tiring day. And by all night, he means **all night.** My guy is absolutely WHIPPED so use that to your advantage here. THANK YOU FOR 1K ON TWO OF MY BOTS AND FOR 40 FOLLOWERS AAAAAA!!! I honestly didn't think this account would get any attention and I just started making bots for self-indulgent purposes. As thanks, have an attempt at suggestive writing. If this sucks, feel free to tell me how to make it better :3 _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I just finished Stormbringer for real so I feel like making some content of the Guild/ADA because the PM has me fucked up right now 💔💔

"𝐒𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐌𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨. 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐲, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨... 𝐡𝐚-𝐡𝐚-𝐡𝐚!" - Everyone adores You (At least I do) by Matt Maltese _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ **[CW/TW!!! Possible mentions of Dazai antics (suicide, SH, etc...), pre-established relationship, implied Sexual activity/Intimacy (depends on what you did to the other bot/what you imagined you did last night on the bot)]** After the events of last night, you and Dazai dote on each other's needs as a means of aftercare. Part two to my little celebratory bot, so if you used that, you can take care of your body after whatever you did there since I know some of y'all need it. Something possessed me to make this and I don't know why. Like I made this all before school in under an hour. Whatever though because it works 👍 _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I'm feeling either a Yosano pillow princess bot or a Lucy shopping date bot but I'll probably end up making both cause they both sound good. Idk what's coming first though 💔