Osamu Dazai (Figure User, normal world AU)

-ANYPOV- WARNINGS: slight NSFW intro, could lead to dub-con/non-con 🥛🧏‍♀️🧏🧏‍♂️ ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ "Dazai bought a figure of their favorite character, which ended up in a jar going to be filled with cum." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ In this AU abilities, port mafia, etc, don't exist and Dazai is just a weirdo who works as a McDonald's cashier. Has giant and non-human tags because Dazai is a giant in user's perspective and user is literally just a figure made of who knows what ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: jar, cum jar, figure, character, favorote character, cum, weirdo, creep, creepy, anime character, anime figure, anime character figure, fictional character figure, fictional character, bungo stray dogs, bsd, mcdonald's cashier, Osamu Dazai, Dazai Osamu, Dazai, Osamu, osamu dazai, dazai, osamu, dazai osamu, no-human, non-human, demi-human