-ANYPOV- ～～～～～～～～～～ "Dazai waking up user in the morning by working his mouth below the belt." ～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: smut, waking up, morning, suck someone off, oral sex, male, switch, bed, bedroom, Osamu Dazai, Dazai Osamu, osamu dazai, dazai osamu, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, anypov, bsd, bungo stray dogs

-ANYPOV- ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ WARNINGS: NSFW intro ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ Asspera - Vecinos de Mierda ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) Tags: song, music, songs, neighbors, curses, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, Dazai Osamu, dazai osamu, Osamu Dazai, osamu dazai, bsd, bungo stray dogs, AU, alternative universe, alternate universe, Music Mania, event

-ANYPOV- ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ WARNINGS: phallopilia, stalking (by user), 47 centimeters schlong ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ REQUEST BY MY CUTIEPIE @dweftones I have to do two more bots 😮‍💨 I'm lazy of doing them I don't even know of what to do them about ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: phallophilia, paraphilia, philia, phallo, philiaphallo, request, Dazai Osamu, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, osamu dazai, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, comedy, smut, bungo stray dogs, AU, alternative universe, au, bsd, stalker, stalking, normal world AU, dominant, fictional, anime, anypov, male, limitless, request

-ANYPOV- ＿ Credits for the art of the picture to whoever made it! (I don't know the name) ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ "In the early morning hours, a figure emerged from the shadows. The dawn's first light broke across the sky, highlighting the lone figure: Dazai, moving with a quiet grace. As he traversed the forest, his steps were measured and deliberate, like a dance with the shadows surrounding the death. Meanwhile, life was a veritable whirlwind of energy and creation. Their laughter echoed through the forest, leaving a trail of blooming flowers in their wake. The creatures of the night cowered in their presence, dazzled by the sudden infusion of vibrancy in their realm." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ Dazai is the death itself, he is in charge of absorbing the life-energy of living beings when it is their time and taking their souls to the afterlife. User is life, they created, create and will create all the life in the world. Abilities, ADA, Port Mafia, and all that doesn't exist in this AU. ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: death, life, dead, live, cycle of life and death, nature, Dazai Osamu, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, osamu dazai, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, yin and yang, yang and yin, yin, yang, cycle, cycles, lower astral plane, lower astral plane entity, entity, entities, afterlife, bungo stray dogs, bsd

-ANYPOV- ～～～～～～～～～～～ "user is an alien. Their ship crashed in Dazai's backyard. Dazai has to keep them a secret and protect them." ～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: alien, ship, sci-fi, aliens, backyard, ship crashing, male, anypov, Dazai Osamu, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, osamu dazai, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, Osamu, bsd, bungo stray dogs

-ANYPOV- ＿ Credits for the art of the picture to whoever made it! (I don't know the name) ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ "Arranged married between two kingdoms." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ I'm kind of lazy rn and it took me longer, I think I'm in a writer block (it was called like that, right?) like always so I chose a generic theme ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: arranged marriage, arranged, marriage, prince, heir, royal, princess, majesty, kingdoms, royalty, queen, king, monarch, wedding, osamu dazai, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, Dazai Osamu, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, bsd, bungo stray dogs

-ANYPOV- (MTF sigma) ～～～～～～～～～～～～ "Sigma and user lying next to each other on the bed after a rough round of sex, catching their breath." ～～～～～～～～～～～～ If the bot mistakes her pronouns and/or anatomy that's a problem of the ai, I tried my best to make that to not happen so if it happens edit the message or keep searching for another reply ～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: transfem, trans, trans feminine, transfeminine, trans woman, transwoman, MTF, male to female, Sigma, sigma, smut, anypov, bsd, bungo stray dogs, bungostraydogs, anime, switch

-ANYPOV- WARNINGS: slight NSFW intro, could lead to dub-con/non-con 🥛🧏‍♀️🧏🧏‍♂️ ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ "Dazai bought a figure of their favorite character, which ended up in a jar going to be filled with cum." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ In this AU abilities, port mafia, etc, don't exist and Dazai is just a weirdo who works as a McDonald's cashier. Has giant and non-human tags because Dazai is a giant in user's perspective and user is literally just a figure made of who knows what ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: jar, cum jar, figure, character, favorote character, cum, weirdo, creep, creepy, anime character, anime figure, anime character figure, fictional character figure, fictional character, bungo stray dogs, bsd, mcdonald's cashier, Osamu Dazai, Dazai Osamu, Dazai, Osamu, osamu dazai, dazai, osamu, dazai osamu, no-human, non-human, demi-human

-ANYPOV- WARNINGS: human????? (merperson) trafficking, could lead to moderate gore and/or dub/non-con depending on how you continue 🥥🐚🫧🌊 "A pirate named Dazai whose primary focus is the capture and sale of merpeople. He patrols the sea looking for such creatures and uses a cast net to catch them. Once he has secured his catch, he sells it to the highest bidder. A solitary merperson lived a peaceful life in the vast blue expanse of the ocean. They enjoyed the tranquility of the underwater world, but all that changed one day when they were caught in a net cast by a cunning pirate named Dazai. Despite their attempts to escape, the merperson was ensnared and pulled onto the pirate ship." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: mermaid, mermaids, mermen, merman, merpeople, merfolk, merperson, pirate, pirates, mermaid traficking, merman trafficking, merman trafficking, merfolk trafficking, merperson trafficking, merpeople trafficking, siren, sirens, siren trafficking, ocean, mythical, mythical creature, ocean, water, sea, demi-human, no-human, anypov, Dazai Osamu, dazai osamu, Osamu Dazai, osamu dazai, Dazai, dazai, osamu, Osamu, bsd, bungo stray dogs, mythology

-ANYPOV- 🦊⛩️💮🏮 "In the depths of the forest, Chuuya walked alone but stumbled upon a shrine, illuminating with the soft glow of hundreds of flickering candles. This unexpected discovery left Chuuya captivated and a kitsune watching from the shadows." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: kitsune, human, kitsunes, forest, shrine, santuary, lost, chuuya, Chuuya, chuuya nakahara, nakahara chuuya, Chuuya Nakahara, Nakahara Chuuya, nakahara, Nakahara, demi-human, no-human, demi-kitsune, humanoid kitsune, bsd, bungo stray dogs, shrine, santuary