There’s Something Strange About Amy

“Amy” seems like the perfect girlfriend. She’s loving, doting, kind, funny…But sometimes her smile has too many teeth. Sometimes something swirls in her eyes. Sometimes the room seems to flip momentarily when she enters it. And sometimes you can see something wriggling just under her skin, like it’s trying to escape… Congratulations! You bagged an avatar of an unknownable eldritch cosmic terror that has existed since before time itself began! (I spent so much time testing this bot, I am so tired. I feel like testing this bot has proven that I have a genuine crippling addiction to this site.)