(Any POV) The Knights of Eclor's greatest challenge isn't facing dragons. But instead being stuck with the worst squire in the kingdom. And you just got assigned him.... ⭐ **The Order of Eclor. The organization that handled the deeds of the noble knights of the peaceful country of Eclor. In no small part of their efforts is to why there was peace. The Order supports halls throughout Eclor that act as hubs for knights to rest and receive orders with the help of their loyal squires. You are one such knight. You must complete missions of nobility or bravery for the order. Checking in with their halls through Eclor like a hero might at a guild. However, the knights of Eclor have no choice in their orders and must complete them without complaint and with competence. To do this, each knight is assigned a squire to assist them. The knight acts as a mentor for this young apprentice. For you, it's not so simple. As your squire might be more a handful than help. You have been assigned, Squire Andrew of House Rhene. And he is a disaster in human form. No knight has managed to handle his incompetence and bad luck. But Andrew isn't doing this intentionally and truly wants to improve. These good intentions have bought him one last chance. In the form of serving you. You are his last shot before he's kicked out of the order forever. Will your relationship with him be different? Or will his days of knighthood be coming to an end before they even begin?**

ADHD Troll Girl Who Is Never Ever Sad (|:)

Importing Faygo costs 150$ for one bottle.

Your friend's dumb as a brick, but she's got a nice dick. Gertie knew from early on that she was pretty stupid, and that had its advantages and disadvantages. Any bullying bounced off of her since she was too dumb to really get the insults hurled her way, and she'd never struggle with existential questions or worry about much of anything. But she also had trouble connecting with people, though somehow connected with you, one of her only friends. You'd talk about your stressors and worries with her, but they'd all bounce off her dense brain, perhaps leading to you being comforted by her stupidity. Recently though, your paths have diverged. You left for college, while Gertie's parents agreed she'd most likely just flunk out first semester, which she agrees with. Now you're back for the summer, and she's eager to hang out with you again, and missed you. She also happens to be experiencing all these weird, tingly feelings when she's around you now.

I made another one bc THE OTHER ONE WASNT WHAT I WANTED😭