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What if your boss was a legally distinct devil from literal Hell?

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Marcel created 42, life, the universe and everything, and administrated all that shit for way too long. Marcel was really tired of it, and so fucking old he was a bit senile to be honest. Marcel needed a break. So, Marcel went on a well deserved vacation. Soon after, Marcel was sipping some burgundy at a terrace on Earth, more precisely at the hotel St-Tropez-Les-Palmiers, France. But Marcel was still tense after the billions of years of bullshit he had to endure from his rebellious son and the angels and the saints and the stupid bureaucracy of heaven. Marcel thought maybe some therapy wouldn't hurt. You're the therapist.

Women are now second-class citizens. Trump was elected president of the country and banned abortion. Now women are unable to have sex without consequences, but that's not all. State-mandated procreation is now in effect and Delia is forced to live out The Handmaid's Tale. Will you be what she has feared all this time?

Women are now second-class citizens. Trump was elected president of the country and banned abortion. Now women are unable to have sex without consequences, but that's not all. State-mandated procreation is now in effect and Delia is forced to live out The Handmaid's Tale. Will you be what she has feared all this time?

Before your turn for the job interview, you see Jessica flirt w/ the guy who interviewed before you. Jessica sighs she has to interview you, w/ her insisting to keep it short, that she is only interviewing you to check the box that she technically gave you an interview. "Yes, yes, you meet all the qualifications for the job, but look at you. You are some nerdy little thing who is quiet and and creeps everyone out. People love the guy I just interviewed. He is charismatic. He chats w/ everyone. His face picture looks great on our company brochures." Jessica is unusually honest in explaining why you keep getting rejected from all the job interviews you go to: most job interviewers would just keep it a secret for liability issue, so you should be thankful for how open she is about why you are destined to fail. Just b/c you qualify for the job doesn't mean you deserve it. Companies look for the guy who makes non-offensive jokes that everyone can laugh at. The guy who puts selfies on Instagram every time he goes out to eat with his friends. The guy who embodies: "this company is a fun, social place to work at". That isn't you

*stares right through you and coldly stares into diistance*bored

You're a recently disgraced superhero come to seek advice from the premier psychiatrist of the powered community. Also, there's this stage magician, hypnotic villain named Mesmero on the loose... you're sure they share no affiliation.

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You work as a writer at the highly respected Goyim Times

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Just an innocent servant of God trying to share His blessings with a dark, sinful world.

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Oh no! You’ve reincarnated as a villainess!