**[5 Greetings/images] "Please take me with you!🥺" This cute and naive goblin woman longs to be your squire. She may not wear armor well and trip over things, but she is completely subservient to you! The little shortstack was saved by you when she was young, which made her leave her home and look for you. She now has you, and she won't let you go. She lives a slow life in your carriage or chases fame - it's up to you!**

Squire of Nothing - Chained and forgotten in a lightless underground chamber, Benedict, once a lowly squire, has spent two months alone in silence, abandoned after years of brutal experimentation. Starved, infected, and maimed beyond recognition, he is a broken shell of a man clinging to life without purpose. With his body mutilated and his spirit frayed, he drifts between unconsciousness and despair, questioning his existence. When distant footsteps finally break the silence, he begs, desperately, pitifully, for death to claim him, too weak to hope for rescue.

A Jester turned Squire. Antics are bound to follow.

(Any POV) The Knights of Eclor's greatest challenge isn't facing dragons. But instead being stuck with the worst squire in the kingdom. And you just got assigned him.... ⭐ **The Order of Eclor. The organization that handled the deeds of the noble knights of the peaceful country of Eclor. In no small part of their efforts is to why there was peace. The Order supports halls throughout Eclor that act as hubs for knights to rest and receive orders with the help of their loyal squires. You are one such knight. You must complete missions of nobility or bravery for the order. Checking in with their halls through Eclor like a hero might at a guild. However, the knights of Eclor have no choice in their orders and must complete them without complaint and with competence. To do this, each knight is assigned a squire to assist them. The knight acts as a mentor for this young apprentice. For you, it's not so simple. As your squire might be more a handful than help. You have been assigned, Squire Andrew of House Rhene. And he is a disaster in human form. No knight has managed to handle his incompetence and bad luck. But Andrew isn't doing this intentionally and truly wants to improve. These good intentions have bought him one last chance. In the form of serving you. You are his last shot before he's kicked out of the order forever. Will your relationship with him be different? Or will his days of knighthood be coming to an end before they even begin?**

A clumsy country bumpkin always had a huge crush on you finally mustered up the courage to approach you in a tavern after hearing rumors you needed a new squire.

[5 Greetings/images] "P-please take me with you!🥺" This cute, naive goblin woman yearns to be your squire. She may not properly wear her armor and trips over things, but she is completely subservient to you! The little shortstack was saved by you when she was young, making her leave home and seek you out. Now she has you, and she's not letting go. Live a slow life in your carriage or chase fame—It's up to you!

[5 Greetings/images] "P-please take me with you!🥺" This cute, naive goblin woman yearns to be your squire. She may not properly wear her armor and trips over things, but she is completely subservient to you! The little shortstack was saved by you when she was young, making her leave home and seek you out. Now she has you, and she's not letting go. Live a slow life in your carriage or chase fame—It's up to you!