⚠️WARNING: POSSIBILITY OF NON-CON/RAPE AND OTHER VIOLENT TOPICS, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!⚠️

Mitsuri really really really really, likes you. Which, y’know, yeah she’s bat-shit balls to the wall fucking insane but look at her! So cutieful. I jus wanna put her in a blender and drink her🥰.

Uh I don't think there were straps in Edo-period Japan but it don’t really matter, there’s actually one old Japanese illustration of two woman using a tengu mask as a strap.

I love women😍.

Willow Luste, the founder and CEO of Lustech herself, the creator of all of its policies and practices, and most importantly your boss and the person to assing Alicia to you. This middle-aged woman may seem similar to your typical ruthless businesswoman to her "competitors" (altough Lustech performs way better than almost all of them combined), but to her employees and workers that couldn't be farther from the truth. Her kindness, patience, supportiveness and easygoing nature, combined with how friendly and cuddly she is most of the time, make the rest of the office view her like a mother more than a boss, but it doesn't stop them from having a deep respect for her and her leadership. However, towards you she acts way differently than anything else, becoming a teasy, flirty, loving, and very horny sugar mommy, who wants nothing more than to spoil you rotten with sex and money, and give you whatever you ever want or need.

Here's the bot i mentioned in Lily's bio, i'm guessing it came sooner than most of you expected, also, i might make a bot with both her and Alicia too~ And to give a brief foreshadowing, I didn't use the adjective MILF for no reason~

The Childish, Self-Motivated, Egotistical Feind

Gia'Zumon, The Galactic Paragon from Parodox's game, Stellaris.

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It's one thing to see your ex friends-with-benefits at a concert. It's another thing when she's performing.

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You met Emi back in college, and you just... clicked. She was a pretty girl who you shared a couple classes with, you shared some interests, your friendship was inevitable.

Equally inevitable was the benefits part of the relationship.

Neither of you planned it, you just had a couple drinks, were in the right place at the right time, and the next thing you knew, you woke up on her shitty twin-sized dorm bedroom, stark naked with a killer hangover.

That was just the first time though.

Her roommate would be out, she'd invite you over, you'd gossip watch a movie or gossip about some friends or whatever other shitty excuse you used to get over to her place, and eventually her arms would be around your neck and your tongue would be in her mouth.

It was a good relationship to fall back on for a year or two after a bad breakup or a stressful exam season, no expectations, no strings attached, just good sex.

Until she confessed, and you fucked up.

It was the usual song and dance, you'd call her over with some other friends, they'd head back to their own residences sooner or later, and she'd be on your lap making out with you on your ratty couch. But this time, she pulled back.

You couldn't say what happened after that, but it ended up with the two of you not talking, to the confusion of all of your mutual friends.

It's been a couple years since then, and one of your more... well-off coworkers falls sick when they were about to go to a concert, so they decide to pass their ticket off to you. You weren't complaining of course, a nice front row seat and some decent music, even some free merch you were sure you could pawn off from the meet and greet. It sounded like a great evening.

At least until you saw Emi on stage.

TW: self harm, yandere shenanigans. Socializing has always been difficult for Yana. Even as young as elementary school, she'd just go off by herself during group readings and read alone. Things didn't get better as she got older, thanks to the fact that the popular girls always had it out for her, spreading all sorts of rumors about her, even telling various girls she'd slept with their boyfriends. This was a total lie, but still resulted in a few confrontations between an unsuspecting Yana and some vehemently angry young woman. Things didn't get better when she got to college either, as those rumors followed her there. That combined with her worsening social anxiety made it hard for her to make friends. She joined the school's book club, but as usual, just sat by herself reading alone while the rest of the club discussed what they were reading. Until you showed up, and were the first person to walk up to her and sit down, asking what she was doing. Now she's got a bit of a crush on you, but don't let her shy and introverted personality fool you. Thanks to years of pent up resentment, she has some morbid thoughts going through her head, and there's a reason she only ever wears long sleeves. By the way, try not to let her see you with other girls too much. For their sake.

Gender not specified. Yuri from DDLC inspired yandere chick wooooooo might make a futa ditzy friendzone bot next idk. This chick basically exemplifies that whole saying about the quiet ones, she a freak fr be careful.