✩ || COWBOY || Now, if we keep sneakin' round like this, we gotta make sure your daddy don't find out.

in which Beau, your daddy's hired ranch hand, is spending a lot more time with you than any of the animals.

mmmhmmmmmmm country menn mmmhmmmmm mmmm mm idk why midjounrey was like hey let me give u a little snippet of this mans slutty waist but why would i ever complain. okay im exhausted and cant think of anything else to say. cowboy cock,

✩ || ITALY || Elio's too shy to say hello to you, but his grandma might make him.

Elio's a shy boy, he always has been. Ever since he's been a boy he has trouble talking to others, or really putting himself out there. Which sucks, because he sees you in his grandmother's supermarket and wishes he could say hello. He also wishes he paid more attention in English classes.

hi the italian isn't perfect prob bc im not fluent and am still in fact learning but i had a dream like this anyway super pink profile time sorry if yall hate it i know its not the best but i like i think its cute im old yall im like twenty idk how coding works all i do is eat hot chip and lie okay godnight it 2 am

HOLY FRAP IM AT 15K WHAT BOTS TDI U GuYS WANT OH MY GOD WHAT SHOULD I DO

✩ || ALT || In which Finn is totally, irrevocably in love with you...and also your neighbor.

Finn's mom and your mom fleshed out every childhood best friend's dreams. Rich husbands, living in houses right next to each other, and having kids who are the same age. Thing is though, Finn's been a flirt since birth. he's a total dog for you, and he doesn't care. Whatever commands you give him, he'll happily do... just for one shot in bed with u.

im watcing true beauty again sigh this is inspired by it cus i need romance. also the cheating bot was a moment of weakness i went on a date with the prettiest red headed woman and now i believe in love again amen. REUPLOAD cus i fucked the last one up so hard bye.

✩ || MULTIPLE || the hot liberal cowboys are horndogs...shit!

Fire watch was a job for people who wanted to get away, who were okay with isolation. But, some fuckhead at the job site messed up, assigning three people to the same tower. Brooks and Colton were a bit bummed they'd have to be here with a third person...until you arrived. That silence you wanted out here honey? You're not getting it.

um so this was gonna be a kidnapping bot but then i was like eh thats like the one fisherman bot i made so nah so heres like weird sex obsessed threeway brokeback mountain thing idk